Voodoo Vocabulary - Fruit Bowl  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
2/6/2006 3:35 am

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Voodoo Vocabulary - Fruit Bowl

Fruit Bowl: an act in which a male tucks his cock & balls between his legs (thereby giving the impression of plums & banana) and then reveals them and his bare ass (melons) to someone as a taunt.

"Voodoo only embarrassed himself when he gave Frogger1995 a fruit bowl; all she could see were his plums and melons."


caressmewell 53F

2/6/2006 7:02 am

Reminds me of "Silence of the Lambs".

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/6/2006 8:32 am


"Would you fuck me?"

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/6/2006 3:24 pm

But do you paint said body parts the appropriate colors for the fruits?

pinkplaytoyz 50F

2/6/2006 4:12 pm

"I'd fuck me"

LMAO!!!This is hilarious!

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/6/2006 4:53 pm

Who ate the banana?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

TexasMar 43F

2/6/2006 5:19 pm

That is toooo funny!!!! Where do you get these from?

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/6/2006 5:54 pm

No, MissAnn. The negative space creates the still life. However, after a session with you, I'm sure a "pressed ham" would be the proper color.

frogger1995 39F

2/6/2006 7:10 pm

Yes, but frogger was tactful enough to pretend not to notice

TexasMar 43F

2/7/2006 4:32 pm

OK THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!! That comment was just down right fucked up and you know it.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/7/2006 4:42 pm

pinkplaytoyz - mmmm... I'd fuck you too!

spinmedown - The Saint did.

TexasMar - from my subscription to National Pornographic

frogger1995 - of course! I really do get the feeling that you're the type who knows things like which man is responsible for assisting you with your chair and what to do with your napkin when you need to get up from the table at dinner parties.

saddletrampsk 54F

2/8/2006 6:49 am

Poor lil lost banana..

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/8/2006 10:04 pm

saddletrampsk - yeah, I finally found it down on St. Mark's Place. Some guy had it laid out for sale on his blanket. He wanted $17 for it; I offered hin $10 and we agreed on $13 because he was a little crazy and only dealt in prime numbers.

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