USA! USA! USA! USA!  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
1/3/2006 12:22 pm

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USA! USA! USA! USA!


I hope you all had an enjoyable Saturday night, whether it was watching Dick Clark (what a brave man!) with Ben & Jerry, dinner with your sweetie, or having unmentionable and unnatural sex with the entire Lords of Acid lineup.

In the end, my New Year’s celebration far exceeded my expectations, but after some initial promise, it didn’t look like the night was even going to meet the modest expectations of my date & I. Sometime between 3:00 and 4:00 in the morning, that lovely muse Serendipity paid us a visit, and she brought friends too!

I am certain now that Serendipity is a Canadian, because things like Saturday night only happen to me when I’m visiting Canada. She first paid me a visit back in 1986 at a Smiths concert outside of Toronto, but that’s another post.

Things started well enough; the cleaners had my tuxedo ready for me, and the drive around the lake wasn’t bad, despite heavy snow. We found the hotel easily, and upon arrival, [Editor’s note: Much of this post does not comply with current editorial standards. In deference to these standards, we are substituting a post on the international hockey tournament that was played in Toronto on New Year’s Eve.]

Saturday night’s tournament was full of surprises and as thrilling as we’ve seen these past several years. Always a force to be respected, Team Russia brought both their A and B teams and entered them independently. Team Belgium and Team USA both looked good in the pre-game warm-ups. There was some confusion over Team Brazil’s presence, and if they were actually going to play, but it was universally clear that Team Canada, confident and aloof, was going to be the team to beat. Even the experienced Russians were in awe of these young Canadians.

In the first round, Belgium drew Russia’s B team and made quick work of them. Team USA drew a bye, and faced Belgium in the second round. Things were looking very good for the Americans until the intermission between the second and third periods. The Americans looked stiff when they came back out, and it seemed that Team Belgium had been sandbagging the first two periods as they made short work of shutting the Americans down.

There was some talk at this point in the tournament of collusion between the Russians and Belgians, possibly targeted at the Americans. An investigation is pending.

Disappointed and apparently out of the tournament, the Americans entered their locker room. As they were changing and getting ready to return to their hotel, officials from Team Canada entered the Americans’ locker room and reportedly asked, “What are you guys doing, eh? You guys are supposed to be out there now... anybody got a smoke?” Apparently the Americans believed the tournament was single elimination, when in fact it was double elimination.

Shocked and elated, Team USA quickly suited back up and entered the rink to play their northern opponents. It was a hard fought and lengthy game, with both teams putting on a spectacular showing. Using an unconventional strategy, the Canadian goalie spent a lot of time attacking the Americans' box. Indeed, much of the game saw both teams going headlong into the crease. After several overtimes, Team Canada used a never before seen technique to push the American center over the edge; they simply had too much momentum going.

The Americans returned home the next day happy with their performance, and appreciative and impressed with Team Canada. They know, however, that after that impressive performance, Team Russia is going to be ever more deceptive in future games.


[We now rejoin the previous post already in progress. - Ed.]

I mean, it was something that I had actually thought about before, and thought it would feel pretty good, but the reality of it surpassed any expectations. And she wasn’t even doing it for my pleasure... as with everything else she did, it was for Snow White’s pleasure.

And when I came... well, a host of superlatives come to mind. The duration of my orgasm was epic, it was wholly intense, it was exquisite, it was singular ecstasy throughout my entire body; I won’t even talk about the volume.

It was without a doubt, the Best Orgasm EVERRR!

Hope you all have a similar experience in 2006!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/3/2006 3:16 pm

Well since its unmentionable I cant tell you. Blah.


Rowan_Taltos 48F

1/3/2006 3:49 pm

Man, I need to have some completely unmentional and unnatural sex!


need2havfun76 40M

1/3/2006 6:23 pm

Damn editors. Love them, hate them.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
1/5/2006 5:39 am

Thank you for your comments everybody... not even a nibble?


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