The Toughest Man in the World  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
11/2/2005 4:36 am

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The Toughest Man in the World

Came across this on the AP wire... impressed the hell out of me.

You know those tough guy contests they have on ESPN2 sometimes? 'Roid monsters pulling cars, pushing boulders, and lifting anchors? Those guys have nothing on Wayne Goldsberry! This guy is tougher than Clint Eastwood, the Hansen Brothers, Mike Tyson, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Donald Trump put together; he's deadlier than Malaria, al Queda... deadlier even than The Saint!

If I was merely half as tough as this guy, I'd kick TiT's ass, and steal his blog; then I'd get tough with the breakfast cereal companies to get them to drop western Pennsylvania's distribution of Booberry, and add northern New Jersey to Quisp's distribution.

Who is Wayne Goldsberry? Check it...

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry, demonstrating while peering around his kitchen wall. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - "jumping back and forth across the bed."

"I could tell he was really tearing up the place back there," Goldsberry said.

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

"He was trying to get up a corner wall and I just came in behind him and grabbed him by the horns and just started pushing down," said Goldsberry.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said.

Benton County Sheriff Keith Ferguson said that when he arrived he found the deer dead in the front yard. Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.

So he KILLS this deer with HIS BARE HANDS!!! THEN he guts it, has it butchered, and he fucking eats it... Dahmer-style! Yeah! That's how we do it in Arkansas!

He and his family will dine on the flesh of any intruder to their home.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
11/2/2005 5:06 am

well, if that is tough, i am all for weak men...

[blog freelove999]

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/2/2005 5:12 am

Darn that put me off eating Venison....

frogger1995 39F

11/2/2005 9:43 pm

In Arkansas...I beleive it (with regards to the last statement that is).

Rowan_Taltos 48F

11/3/2005 9:00 am

Now that is a man protecting his family from all threats. Any potential suitor for the daughter will be thinking about that dead deer.

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