Ten Things I Hate About Christmas  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
12/19/2005 3:54 am

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Ten Things I Hate About Christmas

1. Shoveling snow.
2. My annoying family.
3. Airports and airplanes.
4. Those horribly acted and trite “Christmas miracle” TV movies.
5. Painfully bad Christmas songs you hear on the radio, like Springsteen’s Santa Clause is Coming to Town, and the Beach Boys’ Little St. Nick.
6. Those gay sweaters - you know the ones I’m talking about - usually red, with Rudolph, or Frosty, or God help us, BELLS on them.
7. People who have cats and still put tinsel on their tree.
8. Ariana Huffington still won't sleep with me.
9. Drunken company holiday parties.
10. The sadness and regret of knowing there are so many without.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
12/19/2005 11:15 am

*sigh* Now I have to send the 12 pack of cheesy Christmas miracle movies, the sweaters, the Nimoy sings Christmas songs CD, the cats and the tinsel and Ariana Huffington back to the store. I had no idea you had this talk with her already and that's why she was trying to escape!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/19/2005 3:06 pm

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
12/20/2005 4:02 am

MissAnnThrope - It's the thought that counts, yeah? You might enjoy the Meredith Baxter-Birney Christmas movies. And Ariana was quite clear when she said, "Ach! I nogoto schleeep wit you, Boo Doo!"

silkysmoothlegs3 - Thank you for reading

mischief_00 - The lady finally comments! And no, I'd rather not imagine that. Oh, I so hope you don't have to deal with the public.

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