Sooo Uninspired....  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
6/30/2006 12:31 pm

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Sooo Uninspired....

Not in a bad mood kinda way, just can't put anything of substance together.

Bought a new car on eBay a couple weeks ago; flew out to Chicago last weekend to pick it up and had a leisurely trip through IL, IN, OH, PA and then back home to Buffalo in the "The Swede." I spent a couple days in OH seeing friends and playing.

The trip did not start auspiciously; while going through security I was targeted by Der Gestapo, escorted by some half dozen men to a private area, interrogated, and threatened with punitive by one particularly brutish primitive with a badge & gun.

I'm still uncertain as to why I was targeted; the best answer I got was, "You have a lot of money on you." I'm fairly certain that the humiliation that followed was due to the fact that I wasn't intimidated by so many armed and moustachioed men and I wasn't fully cooperative out of fear.

Until the age of nine, the only men I knew were cops, so they don't hold the same fear... they're more like "Dad." I also used to work with cop-types; besides, this was far from the first time I was in a situation like this, and I knew I was getting out eventually, so I just wasn't afraid, and the asshole didn't like this.

Every person who believes that "If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear," should have to go through this.

Anyway, I had fun the rest of the time. Love my car - found some roads in the hills of Ohio that were better than three orgasms to drive on - oh, how I love a stick transmission! Performed my first roadside repair on The Swede (burned out brake-light), I ate some freshly picked wild raspberries and swam in a pond, woke to cows mooing outside (I think they were saying, "EAT MOR CHIKIN!), grilled up a couple ribeyes and portobellows over charcoal, soaked in a hot tub, and watched a 70s lesbian vampire movie, met Paul Oakenfold, lip-synched to the Beatles in Chicago's German Fest, hooked up with this fraulein who took me back to her apartment , was interupted by her boyfriend and had to impersonate Abe Frohman to get out of there alive and with a dry navel.

saddletrampsk 54F

6/30/2006 1:38 pm

Sounds like a great trip except for the assholes with guns and a badge..maybe you need your next holiday in Canada..check out my latest post..a rib to the libs..

cuteNEway 41F

6/30/2006 6:33 pm

The name is Guru. Voodoo Guru.
I am a well traveled man.
I drive a great car.
I have a soft side but...
I fear not men of authority.

Hot tub and 70's lesbian porn? Yep you are Roger Moore

tee hee

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/30/2006 8:59 pm

I hear that the ribeyes and portabellos are even better with gorgonzola.

You might want to try some more recent lesbian ritualistic porn. There's this one actress (Chloe?) who I SWEAR, sounds/acts real.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bipolybabe 54F

7/1/2006 3:22 am

"The Swede"? You bought a Volvo on eBay? Enquiring minds want to know what kind of car the man who talks back to cops drives.



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rm_rsp54 58F
531 posts
7/1/2006 10:31 am

I bought a "german" on ebay last year. It was a wonderful deal
. The dealer in the midwest even had it transported to Pennsylvania for fifty bucks. My kids tell everyone we got our car at a truckstop along route 81!!!

Wild rasberries, yummmm. The ones in my woods(or at least what didin't get totally water logged) are no where near ripe yet.

Enjoy your new car.

friskieNpouncin 46F

7/4/2006 2:18 pm

You are driving a car you had to go pick up somewhere out of town and you are not inspired? It also sounds like there is enough excitement with out having to inspire more of it, it finds you.

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