Rock Me Amadeus!  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
9/24/2005 10:04 am

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Rock Me Amadeus!

With the posting of pics of me in my kilt have come the inevitable requests for additional information, i.e., “Wotcha got hidin’ underneath that kilt?”.

Well, I have an under the kilt pic too, and much as I’m against showing my junk on this site, I would be willing to share this pic privately - I mean, the pic is kinda funny - but for one thing... I got a small penis.

Oh, when I’m aroused I got plenty under me kilt! I know this because by all accounts I’m larger than most; not huge, but better equipped than the average bear. However, when my penis is just hangin’ out... I’m like a cocktail wiener, a Vienna snausage (but I still rock you like Amadeus!). I know this because I swim at a gym, and this requires changing in the locker room, even though that is gay Gay Not Gay.

I increase in size by a factor of about three or four times.

So I’m hesitant to share since I don’t know how widely known the knowledge is that a relaxed penis is no indication of its size when it’s on a date. I don’t want to be known as the guy with the smallest cock on A F F, and I am not posting a pic of it hard!

So, I’d wondering how common this knowledge is. If you see a smallish soft penis, do you think, “Hmmm... small dick,” or do you think, “Hmmm... wonder how big he is hard?”


hourglasses 47F

9/24/2005 3:05 pm

Or you could just put the kilt on, get hard, and take another picture


hourglasses 47F

9/24/2005 3:06 pm

Ooops. I forgot to say, yes, at least some of us know about the size difference, and even 'shrinkage'. Actually I would think if we're on this site, probably all women know.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/24/2005 7:15 pm

Well, sweetie, I've learned not to jusdge the sleeper until he wakes

Do we get to see before and after pix?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/25/2005 12:36 am

so you go from a vienna sausage to a pepperoni stick?


madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/25/2005 5:49 am

For me size is not an issue, its what you can do with it thats the BIG issue, unless it looks like it belongs on a horse, then I would run a mile. Im sure if most of the blokes in blog land took a soft and hard pic, mixed them up and asked us to link the correct ones up, I dont think we would get many correct unless, they had something like tatooes or birthmarks on them.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
9/25/2005 3:24 pm

You know, it sort of looks like you're using the bushes in the kilt pic.

And you know, you have some absurd thoughts. I've never thought about it when I see a soft dick pic. But I do think hourglasses' idea is an interesting one. It would make for quite the amusing pic.


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/25/2005 5:21 pm

Have to say..."What wonder he is..can't wait to see him hard..." and "Just what can he do with that..."

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/25/2005 8:47 pm

- Ahem - This post was written as a humorous piece; it was not meant as another tedious "Does size matter?" piece. I'm good with my junk, and my skills, and chicks like having sex with me - ask anyone.

I was actually apprehensive of this when I posted - that the funny wouldn't show. Did anyone get the Vienna sausage/Falco/Mozart reference?

I won't argue that I have absurd ideas, but this was a case of my absurd, obscure, and insular sense of humor.

That said... pic of me tenting out my kilt? Brilliant! Hilarious! Good on ya!

Soon as I can, eh?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/25/2005 8:58 pm

Oh, yeah...

saintlianna - nah, more like a Hickory Farms summer sausage.

MissAnnThrope - why do you think it's entitled, Can't hold out any longer...?


UtterlyLuscious 30F

9/26/2005 6:15 pm

My best friend in highschool used to say that soft penises screameed 'penis'...whereas hard penis screamed 'cock'.
I imagine my response would be more curious for a soft cock, more aroused for a hard cock, regardless of size.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/26/2005 7:12 pm

voo doo you will like my post tommorrow since you enjoyed the cannibal one so much!


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/26/2005 10:18 pm

Yes, mzhunyhole, she is my bette noir... the Buffy to my Spike, the Neuman to my Seinfeld, the Alyona Ivanovna to my Raskolnikov.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/27/2005 12:58 pm

"...I am not posting a pic of it hard!"

How disappointing... I was hoping for some eye candy J/K

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


watchmesquirm 45F  
99 posts
9/29/2005 5:12 am

Your post inspired me to ask some of my male friends about their pre and post erection sizes.

Admittedly, to see a small flaccid penis on a new lover would make me knit brows a bit. Not judging but curious. Somewhere in the back of my head I would wonder if that small soft penis would turn out to be a small hard penis but of course I would remain hopeful that more is to come of it. I will dance around the "does size matter" discussion. It's the perfect size as long as you can park your junk in my trunk!


cuteNEway 41F

10/13/2005 6:27 am

Of course there is also what I call the "peek-a-boo" penis. I remember one date where my gentleman friend pulls down his pants with such a proud and seductive look on his face that I expected to see a big hard throbbing member staring at me...but what I saw was a 1 and a half inch limp lil pee pee that may or may not have been 2 inches around...internally I said...what have I gotten myself into here? I'm gonna have to fake it like never before!!

So I continued um...lets say playing with him and outta nowhere its as if he ha gotten an implant!! He was suddenly 8 inches and decently thick!!

In conclusion from that {tee hee} lil experience I learned about the "peek-a-boo" penis


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