Riddle me this, Fatman...  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
10/6/2005 7:55 pm

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Riddle me this, Fatman...

OK, the last couple days notwithstanding, I think there are enough readers of Stained Sheets that I might be able to do the mandatory Q&A post, without embarrassment.

So... you, curious reader, may ask me up to three questions, and I get to ask you one. You should answer mine first, then I will promptly answer yours. I mean, of course I'm going to answer, if I don't, it's public, and everyone thinks I'm a coked-up asshole pussy who doesn't play by his own rules.

So... toss your queries over here, Baby-Pops!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/6/2005 8:50 pm

1. Are you a coked up asshole pussy?
2. Whats the weirdest thing you ever eaten?
3. How would you do me?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/6/2005 11:41 pm

Feel free to respond privately to my questions... I'm my handle over at Yoohoo! Same thing for IM.

OK - pick one and answer me in your choice of delivery.

1. What does the rest of you look like? (Hint - I'm really asking for a pic.)

2. Just what is your situation? Married and looking for some side action? Separated?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/6/2005 11:56 pm

Since I know you're good for it, I'll answer now:

1. No, but I was once coked up.

2. Human flesh.

Naw... it's actually a toss up between stuffed shells and a hamburger... the shells were stuffed wit a lovely mixture of horseradish and dryer lint. The hamburg was made from already been chewed chewing tobacco, topped with onions, between two slices of Wonder Bread.

3. I'd do you like this!
I'd do you like that!
I'd do you with a wiffle ball bat!


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/7/2005 1:10 am

1 - Which role in The Rocky Horror Picture Show would you be cast as?

2 - If you could seduce me with kisses, where would you start? (not including the lips)

3 - If you could only take one thing on a desert island what would it be?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/7/2005 11:32 am

1. Brad, definitely... some kids who do the production tried to recruit me for Brad years ago.

2. Hmmm this will be a long post... get back to you on it when I have more time, eh?

3. A sheep... er, no, um - a special woman, with a beautiful soul so she could put up with my crap... smart, imaginative, fun... sensual; and we would swim nude in the ocean all day and eat monkey meat every Sunday night.

OK, YOU - what question would you most wish me to ask; what would your answer be?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/7/2005 1:46 pm

OK Whisper... my question: Q'est-ce que vous rejoinder moi on le vingt-neuf du ceci mois? (Plaire a "oui"?)

And your answers"

1. Yes, matter of fact I sometimes enjoy slow dancing, nude, in candlelight with my lover.

2. Hard to say, since I looove cartoons. If I gotta pick one - Zorak (from Space Ghost).

3. Today? Suzuka, Japan. The F1 Grand Prix of Japan is this wknd. But, this is the only time I'd want to be in Japan.


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/7/2005 3:21 pm

Heck I think thats cheating, asking ME to ask my question and what the answer would be? So I will take a wild stab in the dark and just say Yes.

PS I will keep checking back to see the answer to question 2.


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/8/2005 2:06 am

1) do you think the US is in decline as an empire?

2) when i ask you your favourite book, which is the first one that comes to mind?

3) name one of your fears?



[blog freelove999]


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/8/2005 9:18 am

1. If a tree in the forest falls on Marlee Matlin and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

2. What is the sound of a one-armed man clapping?

3. If you were told you could have just one person in the world killed, with no legal ramifications, just one free kill, who would it be and why?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/8/2005 1:59 pm

[FreeLove999]

1. Yes I do; I've thought that before, even as an adolescent, but was pretty positive through most of Clintons'second term. I think Bush has hastened its decline by decades, perhaps.

And thank you for calling it an empire.

2. Probably "Freakonomics" but because I'm reading it now, loving it, since I'm an economist, I'm comfortable with amoral thought and analysis.

3. Well, because of my experience on September 11, I stay out of tall buildings, I can't deal with it and within 20 minutes I'm near panic attack and have to leave. Created many problems in my last job since I had weekly meeting with a client on the 23rd floor.

I don't much like airplanes either, but I'm the guy you want on your flight. I always assume there's no air marshal on board, so I'm the air marshal; I always carry my fountain pen, and I know that my seat cushion may also be used as a shielding device... Aragorn-style!

My Question: Is your foreskin rule absolutely written in stone, no exceptions?


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/8/2005 2:24 pm

LOL! sorry, i can't comply with your request to send you the rant as i have deleted it. i can summarise it tho -- i said i did not want to perform acts of domination or submission in sex as people kept suggesting i should because I am sick to death of the domination and submssion of ordinary life and certainly don't want it in my sex life as well.

on the other question; nothing is cast in stone; rules are made to be broken, but it would have to be pretty exceptional circumstances because i miss skin, LOL!



[blog freelove999]


redmartinigirl 43F

10/8/2005 9:42 pm

1. What does the name of your blog mean to you?

2. What kind of sheets do you sleep on?

3. Have you ever bought a sex toy for a partner?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/9/2005 12:03 pm

1. No, it makes no sound, but the man is still wrong.

2. I don't rightly know.

3. Toss-up between UBL and Kim Jong Il. And Saintly Anna.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/11/2005 12:21 am

voodoo, no not married and maybe, why else would I be on here, the blogs....come on!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/11/2005 12:25 am

HEY!!!!!! How DARE you throw me in with Kim Jong, I am much cuter than him.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/11/2005 5:40 am

Absolutely Saint, you are. But I'm not aware of any cannibalistic tendencies in Evil Elvis, though he does have an affinity for making snuff films... just like Mel Gibson.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/11/2005 6:01 am

redmartinigirl -

1. What does the name of your blog mean to you?

It's kind of a double entendre; (ink) stained sheets (of paper) and of course (sex) stained (bed) sheets.

Paper, because writers used to have to use paper and typewriters with ink, and sex because this is a sexual site, and I consider sex stains and the wet spot as comforting evidence/reminder of passion, pleasure, and a job well done.


2. What kind of sheets do you sleep on?

Usually my Ralph Loren's, but when I'm expecting company, I break out my 400 ct. Sea Island cotton.

3. Have you ever bought a sex toy for a partner?

Of course... lots. My first, when I'm 19, was your standard hard plastic vibrator for, well, the girl I wrote about inAt the late night... double feature... 5 days and counting.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/11/2005 6:03 am

redmartinigirl -

1. What does the name of your blog mean to you?

It's kind of a double entendre; (ink) stained sheets (of paper) and of course (sex) stained (bed) sheets.

Paper, because writers used to have to use paper and typewriters with ink, and sex because this is a sexual site, and I consider sex stains and the wet spot as comforting evidence/reminder of passion, pleasure, and a job well done.


2. What kind of sheets do you sleep on?

Usually my Ralph Loren's, but when I'm expecting company, I break out my 400 ct. Sea Island cotton.

3. Have you ever bought a sex toy for a partner?

Of course... lots. My first, when I'm 19, was your standard hard plastic vibrator for, well, the girl I wrote about in At the late night... double feature... picture show.....


rm_ladyBgood46 61F
65 posts
10/16/2005 11:31 am

Where/how did you learn to write?

On average, how much time do you spend each day on line?

Do you ever travel; would you consider a romp with someone older (I guess that's 2 questions. Behold the power of the semicolon!)


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
10/24/2005 9:57 am

Voodoo... still answering these ones? (don't answer ... that's not one of my 3 q's!)

1: when are you online?
2: what is your favorite color?
3: how adventuresome are you?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/25/2005 4:48 pm

DSK - I am.

1. I'm online often. Late at night lots of times.

2. Why's everybody always ask me that? What does that tell about me? I like blues in general, and I like black, and olive colored clothing.

3. Um... very? I'm driving three hours Friday to pick up a woman I've never met, then driving another six hours, picking up playmate along the way, and going to a Halloween party at a lifestyle club.

Lemme think about my question for you, yeah?


rm_ladyBgood46 61F
65 posts
10/30/2005 2:15 pm

VooDoo(Doo)

Check your e-mail for a letter of "concern" regarding your question back to me. The answer to the question you originally asked, "how much of my blog have you read," is about 10-12 posts.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
11/1/2005 8:46 am

ladyBgood46

Where/how did you learn to write?
You're asserting I can?

Good teachers in primary and secondary school, I guess. I didn't major in English or anything like that - I did economics, and political theory, where they don't teach you to write, they just make you write.

Being a compulsive reader also helps.


On average, how much time do you spend each day on line?
Let's go with median, shall we? Three hours; much of it work related.

Do you ever travel; would you consider a romp with someone older (I guess that's 2 questions. Behold the power of the semicolon!)
Yes, I travel when I have to, or am highly motivated to get on a plane, e.g., someone or something is chasing me/someone or something good is welcoming me; I would absolutely consider it.

Though I don't fetishize older women, I like them; I find that a woman who was physically attractive in her 20s and 30s is just as physically attractive in her 40s and 50s, and I enjoy chatting with them, sharing dinner with them, sharing ideas with them, sharing kisses with them, and sharing a bed with them.

My question: You've seen my prof/pics/blog; would you consider a romp with someone younger...?

(Like me?)


rm_ladyBgood46 61F
65 posts
11/1/2005 7:36 pm

Most of my best AdultFriendFinder boyz have been about 3-5 years younger than I am,* so I have already romped with someone younger. You, however, are *considerably* younger than I am -- or than they are, for that matter. I think I have a minimum age, but I'm not sure what it is; 35-ish, I'd say. I mean hey! if it's good enough for Demi, then it's good enough for me, right?

*Philosophical digression for the day: men who are even a very few years older than I am seem to have been unable to shake the "women who put out are sluts" attitude they were all raised with. They *think* they don't really believe that, but deep down they really, really do. This makes them less than attractive lovers and total pita's to get rid of if I want to. The flip side is that they're also likely to disappear after a time or two in the sack without warning or explanation, since for them I'm now damaged goods. I've read (no kids, so no first-hand knowledge) that folks in the gay rights movement and advocates for anti-racism are pretty upbeat about folks between, say, 15 and 25 -- that cohort reads about the scandal that was interracial dating in my memory, for example, and go, "huh?" And even though homophobic teasing and bullying is still prevalent, once kids figure out their own sexualities, they're much more accepting and tolerant than their parents -- people who are my age or even a bit younger. So one of the very strong appeals to me of younger men is that they seem more genuinely comfortable with women's bodies, women's sexuality, and women as human beings than their elders; must be something they started putting in the kool aid back in about 1973.


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