My Space... (between my ears!)  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
4/23/2006 7:32 pm

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My Space... (between my ears!)

So, I finally visited that site for the first time; I'd been staying away because News Corp owns it.

It's far worse than I thought.

I went over there because an A FFer who piqued my interest describes in her blog how you can find her on the Murdoch site. She's my kinda hot, ya know... curvy, dark, sultry; she's local, is somewhat educated, seems smart enough, is a blogger (though no posts to speak of other than self-promotion), is an 80s enthusiast, so I'm like, "Yeah! Let's check this sweet little Buffalo Gal out. Fuck Rupert Murdoch and fuck Wal*Mart for good measure! Matter o' fact, fuck China while we're at it too."

Tellingly, she turned out to be a Conservative. Way conservative. I'm fine with dating lefties or righties... to a point; I wouldn't fuck this chick with MissAnnThrope's mascular dick, not even if cuteNEway was pushing!

I figured it would be bad, but some of the survey questions showed no shame. The specious survey in the Space is written to fan the flames of the supposed "culture war" I keep hearing on Fox News and reading about in National Review.

Survey question examples, and responses of my erstwhile hottie; her responses are italicized, my comments are in blue:

BUSH SR. OR BUSH JR.?: either and lets add Jebb to the future

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?: ewww, thats really nasty

FAVORITE NASCAR DRIVER. (OR AT LEAST NAME ONE): {She doesn't really have an answer here, I just think this is a revealing question}

NAME THE JUDGES ON AMERICAN IDOL.: Randy, Paula, & Simon......ouch! {News Corp owns American Idol}]

DO YOU VOTE?: yes~ republican all the way honey {Gahhh! THINK before you vote! This is why we never should have allowed the 19th amendment to be ratified.}

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?: oh no, not often enough {Never, but I go to Synogogue every Saturday, Mr. O'Reilly.}

IF THE SKY COULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?: {WTF? What kind of banal, dumb-ass, Barbara Butt-Fuck Walters question is that?}

PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE?: prolife

DO YOU THINK MASTERBATION IS WRONG?: {Hah hah hah hah ha ha!!! Add Rupert to the list of people who can't spell "masturbation". Hey, News Corp... just use "Onanism" next time!}

DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED?: {I certainly think the writers of this survey should be.}

INTERRATIAL COUPLES..YAY OR NAY?: {I'm beginning to see a pattern here with the spelling. And WTF?!? Is this still an issue? I mean, outside of Alabama and a couple other states, does anyone so much as notice this?}

DO YOU THINK THAT GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?: {She doesn't, BTW. Another deal killer; I don't date mean girls.}

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON WELFARE?: {Yeah, O'Reilly and Hannity want to know if any of their millions have gone to feed or house you; they want to have a word.}

She also goes on to say she wants a "Choose Life" T-shirt, Andrew Ridgeley-style!

There's video footage in court archives somewhere of me jumping off a bridge while wearing a "Choose Death" T-shirt.

Nah. I don't think I'll be writing her


frogger1995 39F

4/24/2006 4:02 pm

The comments section is where you list the site name. And I was beginning to think this post was about Moi!


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/24/2006 7:32 pm:
Oi! The title is "My Space..." and I have the smartest readers of any blogger; they can figure it out, yeah?

I dunno why you would think I would think of you with anything less than admiration & respect. And you ain't no Buffalo Gal!

You ain't fromda' Buff, you ain't never been to da' Buff, and don't you never come down to da' Buff.

... but I like seeing you in da' buff!

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/25/2006 7:17 am

I consider myself in the American Party - middle of the road, Common Sense Party, Neither Left nor Right, just a little of both, I'm a kind of "Keep your DAYUM LAWS OFF MY BODY" kind of girl. Legalize Pot and Prostitution (save a geek). Maybe a license/test/counseling prior to having kids (oh boy is that fucking right wing - but hey, I have to get a license to drive a bloody car and endanger millions, but I can have anyone's baby?)
I've noticed a real push to MySpace - too white bread for me. Live Journal is a smarter site, though I'm sure everyone has a preference.
Church - just go outside for a sunset.
Marriage - a binding contract between 2 people, period. Most gay couples stay together longer than heteros.
I was brought up with "even digging ditches is a job, if you want one go get one" parental attitude.

Dayum you for making me think this early in the bloody morning! {=}

Live and let live as long as you do no harm - makes my life easy.



OhMyOdd

PS - The sky would be pink (just cos I know a lot of people that would be pissed off by Pink Sky) LOL


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/28/2006 7:55 am:
Did you really grow up in Louisiana? Sure you aren't a transplant?

Great comment.

tillerbabe 56F

4/25/2006 3:26 pm

No shit?!?!? This exists? Shoot me now!


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/28/2006 7:55 am:
This is America, of course it exists.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
4/25/2006 11:50 pm

This post has been here since day before yesterday and NO ONE has called you on the 19th amendment crack??? LMAO, we're slipping...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/26/2006 12:25 am:
THANK YOU!!!

I was quite pleased when I thought that one up, I was laughing at it while I was writing it. Not even frogger clued in, and she's an angry Liberal with a law degree.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
4/26/2006 11:56 am

Why doesn't anyone believe me when I say My Space and the people over there are evil? You didn't mention what song she had playing on her juke box over there, or if she had embedded video everywhere and one of those really annoying, let's make this thing hard to read backgrounds. If she had "Bush Was Right" playing, she is even more beyond redemption than it sounds like.

That said, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HAVE A DICK? And WTF is a mascular dick? I've been asking that for months and no one will tell me!


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/28/2006 7:59 am:
It was Barry Gibb. Yes, Barry Gibb.

"Mascular" needs to be seen & experienced in order to understand it.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
4/26/2006 11:59 am

Oh yeah, one more thing. (Yes I AM too lazy to delete my previous comment and add this to it.) You seem to be on the side of Ann "cuntscab" Coulter on the 19th amendment. She feels if women had never gotten the vote, then we would have had nothing but Republican Presidents in the 20th century. That women are why Democrats get elected.


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/28/2006 8:05 am:
Well... Nixon would have certainly defeated Kennedy, and lacking Kennedy's balls, he would have launched missiles during the Cuban thing.

So, American women may have already saved men from destroying the world.

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