KEITH LOWERY is the biggest pussy in the world!  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
11/19/2005 1:19 am

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KEITH LOWERY is the biggest pussy in the world!

Much as I hate to use a published story too frequently in my blog, let alone two in a row, I have to show you guys this....

Remember recently when I wrote about, The Toughest Man in the World? Well apparently we’ve found his polar opposite. The pussy trucker. KEITH LOWERY.

BTW - you just know the writer threw in where KEITH LOWERY was from just because he could.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Three dancers and two employees at a Jacksonville strip club have pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, ending a case in which a patron filed a complaint after he was spanked with a big wooden paddle on his birthday.

Pulaski County District Judge Wayne Gruber dismissed second-degree battery charges against the dancers. They were charged with the two employees after a trucker from Bald Knob was spanked and bruised.

Charlene Smith, 23, of Ward, Lisa Nolen, 23, of Cabot, and Kelly Eslick, 21, of Jacksonville, were fined $100 each during the Monday hearing, along with Sensations Night Club employees James Daugherty, 31, of Jacksonville, and Dena Mitchell, 30, of Sherwood.

Gruber ordered the paddle destroyed so it is not sold for a profit. Prosecutors expressed concern that the paddle could be sold in an online auction. The wooden paddle was 18 inches long, drilled with holes and was inscribed with the stage name of the woman who wielded it, Velvet. Officials said Eslick spanked the trucker, Keith Lowery, 31.

Authorities said the club has stopped the birthday spankings, which had cost $25.

"We suggest cake and ice cream parties for birthdays in the future," Prosecutor Larry Jegley said.


Now I've pledged a fraternity, where, yes, you really do get paddled until your ass is black & blue (mine is particularly hard-core, so you also get branded, but that's a post for another day); I've been to the famed Canadian Ballet, where the dancers frequently remove your belt and whip you with it onstage, and last weekend, this freaky chick's particular kink was whipping me with a riding crop before having her way with me. No way an 18 inch wooden paddle tops these instruments of pain... and of the three previously mentioned, I ENJOYED two of them.

So KEITH LOWERY calls the cops! Has these poor dancers arrested at their place of business. KEITH LOWERY is the guy who wanted the birthday special... you think dancers give special treatment like this away free? Ask bella_, not bloody likely. What a fucking faery KEITH LOWERY is.

It will bite KEITH LOWERY in the ass though. KEITH LOWERY is a trucker, right? And truckers go all over North America, right? And they have CB radios? Seeing as how I don't see other truckers taking a kind eye to a another trucker who's such a sissy that when a girl spanks him, he cries and calls his mommy, I imagine KEITH LOWERY is going to be pretty well known on the interstates soon.


hourglasses 47F

11/19/2005 9:55 am

Ahhhh Arkansas, a state of many contrasts. And no, I do not know any of the people involved in this story or the 'toughest man' one.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/19/2005 1:51 pm

Hey, I wrote a lovely post for you and Miss Ann to sink your viscious little teeth into. Should be up on Sunday,

Oh, and I like spankings.


frogger1995 39F

11/20/2005 6:04 am

Yes, I'll bet he is in for much worse than a simple slap on the butt from now on.


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