Introducing the Voodoo Dictionary  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
1/30/2006 11:22 am

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Introducing the Voodoo Dictionary

I often come across posts regarding some term the blogger just heard of and isn't sure what it means. Even the evil and perverse Saint doesn't have a complete knowledge of sex acts and the slang terms used to refer to them.

So, as a public service, I'm going to include one slang term, its definition, and usage at the end of each post.

Let me state that my inclusion of a word does not mean I condone the act it describes. Many of the things I'm liable to include I find reprehensible. But not so this first one... I find it hilarious.

Bull Ride: popular in fraternities, it's when a man takes a woman into his room after his friends have hidden themselves in his closet, under the bed, etc. The man takes the woman from behind and at some point all the guys jump out from their hiding places, yelling and flipping on lights; at this point, the man grabs the woman's hips and tries to remain inside her for eight seconds.

"Dude! Did you see that that chick kick Tom in the nards last night? He SO doesn't know how to bull ride!"

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/30/2006 1:02 pm

Sooooooo nice of you to use it in a sentence as an example. So much better than the bull you are usually talking about!

I dont get it, does he get off or what? Ride them doggies, RAWHIDE!!!

TexasMar 43F

1/30/2006 2:18 pm

That is JACKED UP!!! He deserves to get kicked in the NARDS for pulling that crap on a woman!!!

Saint that is a GREAT comment by the way.....the bull you are usually talking

Kisses baby!!!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/30/2006 5:24 pm

Aw, kisses to you Mar!!!

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

1/30/2006 8:09 pm

That's just SOOOO wrong.... I hope some guy would try this on me...I would pull a Lorana Bobbit on


Always The Bitch

WildChild5884 32F

1/30/2006 8:16 pm

Bull ride..Hmm you mean this isn't how it's usually done? <weg> Guess I've gotta go kick some butt.. I'll tell ya, everybody thinks it's good fun to pick on the naive Honestly though I think it's a great idea, and some unenlightened folks say the internet isn't educational I've always thought the felch term was quite appropriate for the act it described..Not my style however I guess whatever does it for ya (within reasonable legal rules of course)..Thus far I'd say some on the top of my favorites list are boffing and of course shagging They're fun to say..and do

Rowan_Taltos 47F

1/30/2006 9:00 pm

Had that ever been done to me. There would be some broken bones.

I do appreciate the effort to make slang more understandable.

redmartinigirl 42F

1/30/2006 11:20 pm

That is SO F*d up, it isn't funny!! i'd like to believe it's a joke but i know it isn't. any boy that would do that deserves to have it cut off.

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/31/2006 1:41 am

great idea

giggles @saints reply xx

newsready 49F

1/31/2006 9:33 am

I wonder if that could be done in reverse, with the womans friends hiding and with her on top??????????? Hummmmmmmmmmmmm! What to come over tonight Voodooguru?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/1/2006 12:34 pm

hmmmm... All a gold digger needs is to get in the will of someone wealthy with a heart condition and do this to that person... hmmm...

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/1/2006 9:46 pm

Interesting. Here's another one:

word: Mountain Oysters

definition: formerly used exclusive for male bovine - derived delicacies, has recently expanded to include early 20s human males

sentence: Gee, I didn't know they served mountain oysters in here, and by the way, where's Bill?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

(Princess Lips)

2/2/2006 12:05 am

sounds like rodeo sex-
tell your wife about your girlfriend and try to hang on for 8 seconds...


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/2/2006 6:29 am

[blog saintlianna] - no, he just hangs on to her hips and tries to keep his penis inside her vagina for eight seconds while she is (presumably) trying to escape.

TexasMar - what bull? I offer facts and analysis on my blog, presented as satire. I am the P.J. O'Rourke of A*FF!"

ht0hrny0bbw - what? Voodoo Vocabulary or bull riding?

goddessofbitches - yeah, you go girl! He'd deserve it! (Someone get OBGay outta my logbay before she utscay my allsbay off.)

WildChild5884 - you honor me with your comment.

Rowan_Taltos - I'm seeing a pattern here... women do not want to play the part of the bull.

redmartinigirl - oh, boys have done worse than this. Heck, I know women who have done worse.

silkysmoothlegs3 - don't encourage her....

newsready - yes. Yes.

LusciousAndBent - yeah, but when language changes as fast as it has been during the past decade, it doesn't stick.

MissAnnThrope - more strap-on talk, sugarmouth? Yeah, throw in a donkey punch and you're livin' la vida loco!

[blog 1hotwahine] - I've heard 'em called prairie oysters. I suppose you could call what you're alluding to "fraternity oysters," or maybe "Greek oysters."

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/3/2006 12:57 am

Greek oysters

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

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