Inspired by MissAnnThrope (the lesbian)  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
10/1/2005 9:49 pm

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Inspired by MissAnnThrope (the lesbian)

Are there any real chicks on this website?

Hey, I'm local and I love the shadow figure where your picture should be and I can't wait to have anonymous sex with you.

No fat chicks!

I'm too cheap for a ball, so I'm going to hope women hit on me in my blog and I'll probably use the blogs to hit on women.

Who wants to fuck me?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/2/2005 12:46 am

Oh, I do, I do! Oh, wait, you said no fat chicks. Damn! I don't think I'm all that local and if you can't spring for the ball, you won't spring for the gas. Double damn! Oh well. Wanna just watch "Beaches" and talk about the fakes on here?

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/2/2005 10:36 am

LOL! I saw a blog called something like: "Age is irrelevant, no FAT chicks" yesterday -- and I thought, o well, that's sure to score you points in blogland -- and now WTF!! you're doing it too????

[blog freelove999]

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/2/2005 12:50 pm

MissAnnThrope - Did you not read my post? No fat chicks! The zaftig Bette Midler doesn't make weight. Besides, "Beaches" sucked ass... how about "Titanic"?

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
10/2/2005 12:54 pm

FreeLove999 - The blogger you mention is a slob with no standards. I insist on an upper age limit of 24.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/2/2005 4:51 pm

Voodoo, damn, upper age limit of 24? I really am in short, fat, old hag territory!

Now, about "Titanic." Sorry, but I couldn't get through that without laughing hysterically. I cheered when Leonardo DiCaprio died. That also leaves "Steel Magnolias" out. I cheered when Julia Roberts died in that.

Oh, fuck it. Let's just watch "Faces of Death" and talk about which of the deaths best matches the fate each of the fakes should meet.

watchmesquirm 46F  
99 posts
10/2/2005 8:32 pm

On a positive note, at least women know that this guy isn't worth their time! Not everyone announces their character flaws.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/2/2005 10:46 pm

No fat chicks over 24?

*runs CRYING back to her blog, never to be seen on Voodoo's comments pages again*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

Fox4aKnight1 43F

10/3/2005 1:54 am

LOL VooDoo ...................I won't make the grade either rotfl

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/3/2005 12:56 pm

well, buddy, i wish you good luck,...

i know ur kidding, but i think ur former pic will help u more

hourglasses 47F

10/3/2005 9:12 pm

So much for that disclaimer where they say you can't use your blog as a personal ad.

But on a side note, I've never had sex with a guy who is the size of Peter Griffin. You know why? None of them will date fat women. So instead I get thin or muscular guys or slightly overweight guys. Poor me. But I'd never say 'No fat dudes.' In theory I'd 'do' a fat dude, if only they would 'lower' their standards for me.

I'm going to have to look for that other guy's blog now. Geez you go away for 4 days and you miss everything.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/4/2005 1:12 am

well that really puts me out of the running then, doesn't it...

[blog freelove999]

redmartinigirl 43F

10/8/2005 9:49 pm

sorry, only us real fat and old chicks here... and not complaining about how much I get either *weg*

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