In Vino Vulgaritas  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
8/9/2006 9:45 pm

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8/12/2006 6:56 pm

In Vino Vulgaritas

Had to raise an eyebrow at an invitation I received today for a wine-tasting event in the City. It's some big deal celebrating the best wines of the past century. It isn't that this isn't so out of the ordinary for me... I mean I am pretty cool and all, I get invitations to parties at Bed and Star Bar all the damn time.

It wasn't the fact that I no longer drink either. I mean, I would gladly give myself a guilt-free dispensation for the opportunity to quaff a Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945, a Chateau Lafite, or a Screaming Eagle 1990.

Naw, the surprise was actually sticker-shock. The privilege of attending this three night event will cost me...


The decimal is in the right place... that's seventeen-thousand and five-hundred US dollars.

I'm gonna pay that much to relapse, the event had better last a week and include half a brick of cocaine, a bar of opium, and three dirty porn stars at my service.

On second thought, that sounds pretty much like Hedo, and I can have that for about $2000.00.

I don't think I can make it, but I believe the invitation is transferable... anybody want it?

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
8/10/2006 1:00 am

The ultimate would be to go and use the swill bucket.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 8/10/2006 4:35 am:
Yeah right? And they better be Tiffany spit buckets.

Be fun to get all stupid drunk too... get into a fight with the sommelier, "Now how 'bout you get yer own bottle?!?"

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
8/10/2006 4:49 pm

I would hope a blow job comes with that price tag!!!

real36CgirlPA 37F

8/10/2006 7:09 pm

Damn, if I had that kind of money I'd be spending it elsewhere. I definitely wouldn't fit in with the mega-culture-y people anyway...

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/12/2006 6:50 pm

What, you're not going? You do know a good bottle of vintage Chateau Lafite Rothchild starts at about $750 and goes up into the thousands. I think this is a bargain. Of course, if it's just a wine tasting, all that money will go to waste, as so much if it will end up in the sterling silver spit buckets.

You know, you're missing a wonderful opportunity to just walk up to people at random and ask them if they spit or swallow.

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