I'm back... I think?  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
6/9/2006 5:18 am

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6/14/2006 4:22 am

I'm back... I think?

Took an unexpected holiday - not just from A FF, but from the internet. I think it was just a frank, self-expose I wrote to apprise a friend of events occurring over the past couple years. I had to tell of some things that I haven't talked about with anyone, except maybe my therapist. It was so draining that I didn't want to so much as touch a keyboard.

I'm not depressed though; just a bit self-absorbed maybe? I haven't missed a day at the pool - I'm doing 0.75 miles daily and only take a break at 0.25 mile intervals. I'm down a trouser size and feeling pretty good about myself (I'm kidding myself, of course) and am doing vain things like putting lemon juice in my hair and painting my toes (it's sandal season, after all).

Bought a new suit too as it seems I will be attending 20 yr HS reunion after all. I haven't had a change of heart; I still don't want to go. I went to the ten yr and had fun, but I got to see who everybody had become, make some apologies, and that was enough, ya know? Fait accompli.

But... Porno Ted is coming up for it, and I can't let my best friend lone wolf it... especially since he's bringing his Ferrari. It's a bit risky, since it will be tough to out-do his ten yr performance. He didn't have his Ferrari then, but he did have the nicest car, nicest suit, was arguably the best looking and most fit of the guys, and ended up fucking the hottest girl there after the Saturday night dinner & dance.

And... Porno Ted will drink, I won't; this means beaucoup wheel time with one of Italy's finest on roads I know like a woman's body, in a town where I'm semi-untouchable when it comes to speeding tickets.

OK - hard part's over. I should be back to semi-regular blogging. Kiss kiss, bang bang!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/9/2006 5:46 am

Im commenting...........maybe?

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/9/2006 7:44 am

Hey, there is nothing wrong with a little personal hygiene!

Rock em at the reunion!!! Have fun. Life's short - so DO make a pass at that snobby bitch, then say "oh I thought you were someone else!"

Have fun driving that Ferrari, I know I would!


rm_rsp54 58F
531 posts
6/9/2006 9:48 am

Welcome back...We all need to discharge a bit, at times. I missed your posts!!! Let me tell you about this fabulous nail polish I just got!!!

friskieNpouncin 46F

6/9/2006 10:15 am

Welcome back.

bipolybabe 54F

6/9/2006 10:55 am

Coming soon to a theater near you--"The Untouchable Italian"



Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/9/2006 4:11 pm

Stating on the blogs that you may be a bit self-absorbed is like going to the beach and announcing you're a grain of sand.

Welcome back. Missed ya much.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/9/2006 4:13 pm

I get SUCH a kick out of it when rsp64 and OhBaby199 comment in sequence. I know this is a repeated comment, but I'm just so easily amused...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

cuteNEway 41F

6/9/2006 4:14 pm

Everyone hates the hottest girl.

That bitch makes everyone miserable.

Except the hottest guy.

Cuz everyone hates him too.

So the fuckers tolerate eachother and make the world miserable together

Hot people SUCK!

tee hee

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/9/2006 6:54 pm

You? Self-absorbed? No way! *runs and ducks the flying red toenail polish bottles*

Welcome back, try not to have to apologize to as many people at this reunion. It'll make them wonder.

Lyoness 43F
689 posts
6/10/2006 5:57 am

welcom back.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
6/10/2006 4:53 pm

welcome back....

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
6/11/2006 9:27 pm

Glad to see your name highlighted again... Hope all is improving.


redmartinigirl 42F

6/11/2006 11:12 pm

Glad to see ya back. I missed the Sheets

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/14/2006 3:41 am

Welcome back, and I think you need a nickname for your Reunion, something along the lines of Porno Ted (which sounds awful boring, I think!)...and YOU'LL be the one driving the Ferrari, so all the girls will think it's yours...and he'll be an ass, falling down drunk, while you remain your suave mysterious self!


Sounds good to me! Porno Ted, indeed!



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