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rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
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3/14/2006 9:44 am

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3/18/2006 5:39 am

Hot Cock!

Hey, doesn’t [blog saintlianna] live near Pittsburgh?

PITTSBURGH - A woman who claimed she was trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.

The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a prosthetic device used to cheat on drug tests, police said Friday.

The incident unfolded late Thursday afternoon when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, "Can you microwave something for me? It's a life-or-death situation," according to an account the woman later gave police.

The man asked for paper towels, wrapped an object in them, and had the clerk microwave the item for 20 seconds, according to the McKeesport police chief.

When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was
a severed penis!

After news reports hit the air, a woman called police to say she was with the man in the store and gave her account of what happened.

The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test.

According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would pass the body temperature test, that is, warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.

Police aren't sure why the woman was storing the urine in a device mimicking male genitalia.

The chief said the woman planned to come to the police station for an interview. He wouldn't release the names of the man or woman; charges, including harassment and disorderly conduct, were possible.

The chief also noted that the clerk at the quickie mart is still visibly shaking.

The quickie mart owner said the microwave will be discarded.

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Poor clerk - but I suppose it's better than fucking a dead guy in the bathroom of the quickie mart.
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_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/15/2006 12:26 pm

Oh good gracious ... unfuckingbelievable ... and yes, she does.

Safira

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/15/2006 4:36 pm

You know, I need some more wieners for my stewpot. I will also have you know I have been off parole for six months, thank you very much.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/15/2006 5:01 pm

Plus...
This is the second time I've seen her use the word weiner in two days. Hmmmm...

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rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
3/16/2006 1:26 pm

Thanks _Safira.

Uhhh... what the fuck is a stewpot?

Ja - she lives in the German part of PA; they're wieners or franks.

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MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
3/17/2006 9:46 pm

Wait a minute... The article actually called it the "quickie mart"? Or was this your own rewrite of it?

I was about to say this has to be an urban legend, as there are no names listed and the phrase quickie mart was used. Then at Google news, the first hit on Pittsburgh +penis was The Washington Post. Sadly, the article is expired. However, the other articles were still online, listing the offenders as Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh and the convenience store as the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport.

I actually do love one of the charges they're facing is, "criminal intent to damage the microwave".


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
3/18/2006 5:39 am

Yeah, I had tp rewrite and take the name of the police chief and store out before it got approved. Don't ask me why.


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