Hooray for BOOBIES!!!  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
4/5/2006 10:00 am

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12/23/2006 4:46 pm

Hooray for BOOBIES!!!

I’d like to talk about what may be a ticklish issue, but maybe it’s just me. Somewhat recently I had the privilege of having sex with a beautiful woman who, I discovered, happened to be lactating. (The privilege was being invited into her bed - not the lactation thing.)

We’re on the couch and we’re kissing, touching, getting nakeder, and I start kissing down her throat to her chest.... I kiss and lick my way around her breast, underneath, around the side... I get to her nipple, take it between my lips and....

I could not have been any more surprised if 20 year old single malt scotch had squirted out! It was warm, thick, and kinda sweet. It wasn’t really the milk itself, but rather the fact that something was coming out of a lovely, sexy part of a woman that I had only seen get stiff before that was raising my stress level. Pussies are wet... they even squirt sometimes, but breasts don’t - or such had been my experience.

I’ve never married, and I have no children, so I’ve never had to think about this before, it simply wasn’t an issue.

Now, I wasn’t grossed out, I was just confused and at a total loss as to what I was supposed to do... kinda like cunnilingus at 17. This was not intended for me, eh? It was for a kid. It was kinda like ordering a Happy Meal for yourself at McDonald’s - fun, but you feel guilty because you know it’s not for you, and you certainly can’t order it inside where everyone can see you.

I mean, was I supposed to go at it like I usually do and just ignore the milk leaking everywhere? Should I add this ability to our sex play... give her a creamy snowball? Pour some chocolate syrup on her to make an egg cream? Or do I ignore her breasts... do breasts cease to be sexualized when performing their biological function?

I decided to occupy my mouth with other things and simply ignore the elephant in the bed. I still touched her breasts with my hands - I didn’t want her to think I was grossed out. Something I do know is that you never, ever let a women think she grossed you out, even if she did. Women are... sensitive about their bodies, and a single careless, “ewww,” can cost her two years of therapy.

Since this may come up again, and especially because I’m still confused and want resolution to this, I’m asking for your help, constant reader - at least those of you who have been in this situation. What is the sexual etiquette when you’re both nude, turned on, and one of you is leaking above the waist?

EroticaXTC 49F

4/5/2006 12:52 pm

oh dear...I can't help you there...I've had children, but I didn't breast feed...
but I think you were right in not letting her think it grossed you out...
and I've known guys who found themselves in that situation who just went with it...the milk is produced constantly, and if it isn't released in some way, it causes discomfort and leakage, some women may think you're doing them a favor....
I guess the best thing to do would be to ask the woman the next time you find yourself in that situation

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 12:27 am:
Ask her what? If she would like to make an egg cream with me? If she knows she's lactating?
Thank you for your advice.

hourglasses 47F

4/5/2006 2:38 pm

I can't really help you either. But I kind of think she should have warned you.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 12:28 am:
No smart ass remark from you on this one? I'm surprised, HG.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/5/2006 2:46 pm

SHE SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. period. that was not fair. lol---elephant in the bed- too good. . .

once you encountered it, you did the right thing, graciously, what else could you do. . . for the future, you do not need to prepare, any woman that is lactating should make mention of this to anyone besides their kids that might end up latching on to their breasts. if she didn't mention that no telling what else she could forgot to say. . .i mean even if she just waited until the moment of to say something, you would have had a choice.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 12:29 am:
I used a condom, if that's what you mean. Thanks SM.

Vevixen 50F
81 posts
4/5/2006 5:23 pm

Although my flooding is usually in my basement, I beleive it is always good to warn a partner of any leakage...Bodyfluid is not appreciated by everybody...I myself seemed to have grossed out somebody recently and it made me feel very very selfconscious of my "indiosyncresy", so acting unafected was a good move voodoo. Who know, you might change your mind about this milk occurence, you might even start fantacising about another drink of the sweet fountain. I had a taste of breast milk once...from a 59year old lady in a remote Jamaican resort... It was in a bar, she sat on the counter and was giving shots for free...lol

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 12:35 am:
I don't know how to respond to this one, VV. A 59 yr old Jamaican bartender was giving away demitasses of her own breast milk? Produced by 59 yr old breasts???

How old was her child?

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/5/2006 7:02 pm

A friend of mine was facinated by lactation. You kept your cool, good man, as most men 'Surprised" by this would not. I agree with the ladies, she really should have warned you.


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 12:39 am:
Yeah, well I'm good at keeping my wits about me and being graceful in awkward situations... James Bond-style!

So, wanna elaborate on your friend's fascination?

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/5/2006 7:12 pm

okay, after laughing myself silly at this post, now I can try to answer. The best thing to do, in my opinion, is to ask her how she feels about it. Unless you just plain don't want to go there.

I can email my ex and ask him, if you like. I never really thought about it.

Man, this was funny

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:39 pm:
Oh I was fine with it, Wahine. Very little weirds me out. Was just awkward... it had been a while since I didn't know how to handle a sexual situation. Thanks, and glad I made you grin.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
4/5/2006 7:26 pm

She either should have warned you, or used a breast pump before you arrived.

As far as Happy Meals, I order them inside and NOT at the drive-thru. The fact I order it with a Diet Coke tips them off it's for me. When they ask if I want a girl toy or a boy toy, I used to tell them to surprise me. No imagination on these people. I always get a girl toy. Bratz Troll Doll? Screw that and give me the Hot Wheels toy.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:41 pm:
Tell them you have a boy and a girl, so you don't care. Or just tell 'em you want a boytoy, yo.

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
4/6/2006 1:20 am

i think they all have it pretty much covered. I've never experienced it, as i've never been preggie, but i've discussed it with guys before. Many seem to like the idea... especially if it is "Their" woman and her milk. If they liked it, i would imagine it would excite me. but this is all just speculation.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:46 pm:
What? Like, "She's MAH milk cow!"

Well... I did get the milk for free!

Rhev 38M

4/6/2006 5:59 am

Ahhh be a man. Suck it up (figuartively), Woody Allen said it best when he said "Sex is only dirty if you are doing it right." Unexpected things happen. The best way to deal with it is with communication. Play it off as a joke if thats more comfortable for you. It's just a little milk, and guessing by your age, you've had it before. Maybe not for 36 years or so, but I digress.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:47 pm:
And still... I've never been able to buy Woody Allen as a sex expert.

hourglasses 47F

4/6/2006 7:25 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    She either should have warned you, or used a breast pump before you arrived.

    As far as Happy Meals, I order them inside and NOT at the drive-thru. The fact I order it with a Diet Coke tips them off it's for me. When they ask if I want a girl toy or a boy toy, I used to tell them to surprise me. No imagination on these people. I always get a girl toy. Bratz Troll Doll? Screw that and give me the Hot Wheels toy.
MissAnn - You should tell them you want a 'boy toy' isn't that what all us middle aged women want?

EroticaXTC 49F

4/7/2006 3:05 am

of course she knows she's lactating, lol! But she probably wondered what you thought too!

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:50 pm:
Well then, SHE should have asked ME!

safereturns 47F

4/7/2006 1:27 pm

"Baby, you're expressing milk. This is new to me--how does it feel to you? How would you like your breasts touched?"

I don't like ignoring elephants in bed--I'm finding more and more if you address things openly, they lose their power to create awkwardness.

You're a nice man and she likes you enough to let you be inside her body--you probably could have said very little wrong.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 4/7/2006 2:37 pm:
"... you probably could have said very little wrong."

Really? 'Cause I was thinking of saying, "Milk, milk, lemonade; around the corner...."

Actually, SR, what you suggested makes lots of sense, and it is exactly what I should have said. Thank you.

safereturns 47F

4/7/2006 3:06 pm

The spirit of your intent is soooo much more important than the bizarre things you might say.

I lurrrrve smart, funny, open men.

You're very welcome, honey.

WillFrisco 51M
946 posts
10/23/2006 11:51 am

OK - should it come up again, and if you are so inclined - the MOMENT you start to see some leakage- don't ask anything - just latch on , look her in the eyes, and drain her completely. Then, when you finish up with one, go on to its twin. I'm a fan of those who lactate, and jealous of those who can partake. Good Luck !

Seeking amiable lass for ANR

_pinkie_ 55F
5201 posts
12/23/2006 10:35 am

I breastfed.... & I vote for will's answer!

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