Best weekend EVERRRRRR!  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
12/5/2005 4:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Best weekend EVERRRRRR!

Had a wonderful birthday weekend, some might even say it was momentous. I can't go into many details since I don't bring private issues with other A FF members public, but....

She had never squirted before, but had been trying to for years, and had redoubled her efforts over the last few months. Finally, after an hour and two nearly sprained wrists... success!

Afterward, we're both giggling like kids, she's all, "Where is it? Where's the wet spot? I wanna see it!" and I'm all, "Yeah baby, who treats you right? Who's the best lover in the world? Say my name baby!"

So then, because it's my birthday and (I'm sure) because I had just made her squirt for the first time in her life, she took me to Mintz (strip club) in Niagara Falls, Canada. We go in and it's more crowded than we've ever seen it and there're decorations everywhere - balloons, streamers, posters, most of which featured the Canadian flag, and I'm wondering what Canadian holiday it was. Canadian Thanksgiving? Canadian Fourth of July? Is it Boxing Day, and do they celebrate Boxing Day in strip clubs?

Oh, fuck YEAH kitty-kat! It was the final competion of the Miss Nude Canada pageant! The ten best dancers in all of Canada dancing it out for the title of best dancer in Canada! (Which by default means best dancer in North America, since American dancers don't hold a candle to our nude neighbors to the north.)

As soon as we figured out what was going on, we both thought, "Wonder if bella_ will be here?" But then figured she would have said something in here blog about it.

I don't go to strip clubs that often, but the shows these women put on were extraordinary by any standard. Yes, they were hot, yes they were sexy, and yes they were erotic, but they were also creative, fun, funny, dramatic, athletic, artistic... a few even suggested an in depth knowledge of Western history.

Look, I'm usually one morose motherfucker, but during a couple of these shows, I had more perma-grin going on than the last time I ate mushrooms, which was like 1992.

In short, if a regular night at Mintz could be compared to a night at the Playboy Mansion, the shows these women put on were like a Mapplethorpe show.

(Yes, I know the squirting was mostly her, but I get credit for having the patience and willingness to indulge her, don't I?)

caressmewell 53F

12/5/2005 4:28 pm

LMAO! You go Dude! Happy to hear you had a most excellent birthday

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
12/5/2005 9:32 pm

Happy belated birthday....

having recently experieinced my first squirting..I can say..HELL YEAH show me the wet spots!!! I like being AMAZED at myself!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/6/2005 10:27 am

sounds like an awesome birthday! glad you had such a good time!

[blog freelove999]

Rowan_Taltos 48F

12/6/2005 12:34 pm

What an awesome birthday!
I bet you still have a parma-grin!

TexasMar 43F

12/6/2005 7:44 pm

I am really glad you had a great birthday!! I like going to Mintz as well!!! Happy late birthday by the way!!!

(Princess Lips)

12/7/2005 11:52 am

any guy who makes a lady squirt deserves a hand...


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