Badass Bitches of Blogland  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
5/18/2006 5:32 am

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Badass Bitches of Blogland

There are some impressive women here in Blogland, and I'm not talking hottie in this case. I'm talking about the women who terrify me.

Among their ranks, of course, is tillerbabe. This is a woman who doesn't need you to help her move her couch... or her fridge. And don't even think of going to the gym with her, you can't spot her; fuck, an NSA spy sat couldn't spot her.

Ahhh... then there's MissAnnThrope, the Jersey girl with a heart of jagged titanium. But her most dangerous organ is her mind... she will cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth with her acerbic wit and venomous prose in two clauses flat. You do NOT want to argue with this dark muse.

Then comes sweetbabydee07. What do I say? I'm grateful an ocean separates me from this hot Scot, because she will fuck... you... up.

Don't go drinking with her because you will be on the floor while she's still throwing down pints at twice your rate. And while you're down there, she'll be calling you a precious little poofter as she's kicking you about your groin.

And don't you dare accept an invitation to her bed. There's no way you'll satisfy her Succubus-like needs, and God forbid you come before she's ready to take a break... you bollocks-up her orgasm, she will beat you to death with her enormous blue jelly dildo, then get herself off with the bloody thing without so much as a thought.

My advice is to minimize contact with any of these badass bitches... stick to chicks who are more placid, obedient... like [blog OhBaby199].


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
5/18/2006 12:23 pm

Gee... I don't get mentioned either way. Am I to lukewarm for you?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/18/2006 3:07 pm:
??? PK, you're a sweetheart with claws. Kinda like a bobcat or a lynx.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/18/2006 2:25 pm

*ahem* Jersey Girl? Do you know what a Jersey Girl is? I am a woman from New Jersey, NOT a Jersey Girl. There IS a difference.

So Tiller, dee and I have to work on OhBaby, to teach her to be assertive. Got it.


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/18/2006 3:09 pm:
Oh, I am so dead....

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/18/2006 7:50 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    *ahem* Jersey Girl? Do you know what a Jersey Girl is? I am a woman from New Jersey, NOT a Jersey Girl. There IS a difference.

    So Tiller, dee and I have to work on OhBaby, to teach her to be assertive. Got it.
Can I get some of that assertiveness thrown my way... I could use it about now...

Artistic


tillerbabe 55F

5/18/2006 9:53 pm

Ooooooo Yeah! I'm so scarey!!! LOL! I'm such a wuss!


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/19/2006 1:44 pm:
Wuss? Seriously, what do you squat?

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
5/19/2006 7:56 am

VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/18/2006 5:07 pm:
??? PK, you're a sweetheart with claws. Kinda like a bobcat or a lynx.

Make that a leopard, Voodoo doll *toothy leopard grin*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/19/2006 1:45 pm:
Yeah... thought of that after I posted. How about... a kzin?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/19/2006 10:08 am

Nah, you're not dead. Not when I can keep you around and make you suffer... Now, when can OhBaby and I give you the pimp brandishing with the pool cue? *sigh* I can hear you now saying to us, "Yes ma'am, may I have another?" It just warms my heart to think about it.


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/19/2006 1:54 pm:
Hadn't thought of that... not much of a sub, but both of youse? I'd take a year off my life for that!

(... Masturbation break)

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/19/2006 10:10 am

    Quoting ArtisticTwist75:
    Can I get some of that assertiveness thrown my way... I could use it about now...

    Artistic
Sure! The first thing you have to learn to say is, "No." Then if they still don't get the message, "Fuck off, asshole." If they still give you trouble, "You know, I have a lovely velvet lined box that would hold your balls so nicely." Or isn't it that kind of assertiveness you need?


rm_ORB486 56M

5/19/2006 11:44 am

Why so afraid of these brainless bimbos? Judging by the milieu and their tragically scared and scarred attitudes toward guys, they are just having a bad-hair life. Get off-line and Go into the real world for some real women. A real woman is (Duh) Bomb, as they say. A real woman can be almost as good as a guy, intellectually and personality-wise. These online broads are easily offended closet(they think) low self-esteemers. Hence the vicious facade. I have "chunks of punks like them in my stool." I also have a surgical gauze-lined box of clitorises. Sometimes you have to loan them one because they can't find their own. It is work, but somebody has to do it. They eschew estrogen and attempt to exude a false masculinity. You can tell by the lack of facial hair that they are not really in touch with their testorone either. So be it. They are the sad result of the bankrupt feminism of the seventies. "It is not enough to be stupid. You must also be chronically ill-mannered to succeed." Sayeth Voltaire in this paraphrase. Pacem (if there is one) O.


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/19/2006 2:02 pm:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Hahhahhahhahaha!

Dude, brevity is a virtue. All you had to say was, "I hate women because I'm scared of them."

tillerbabe 55F

5/20/2006 1:23 am

I'm a submissive dude! It doesn't matter what I squat!.. I only stay in shape to be a damn good firefighter and to compete on the football field! I am a wuss... really I am!! Uhh... I squat like 375#.. or sumpin like that! :d


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/21/2006 1:02 pm:
Yeah, see?


ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/20/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    Sure! The first thing you have to learn to say is, "No." Then if they still don't get the message, "Fuck off, asshole." If they still give you trouble, "You know, I have a lovely velvet lined box that would hold your balls so nicely." Or isn't it that kind of assertiveness you need?
MissAnn - This would be the first kind of help I need but I also need guidance with women who think they know what is best for me regardless of what I think... The go fuck off thing doesn't always seem to work... what to do? Ignore? I still manage to get my feeling hurt somehow... I don't seem to manage to not take what they have to say personally. Any suggestions? I don't know...

Artistic


MaggiesWishes 59F

5/20/2006 9:24 pm

*looks at Artistic and *sighs* *
I'm doomed as well.

Move over sister ...

warm huggies 2 all ya'll


runzwithknives 59F

5/21/2006 8:14 am

Yep me too. Move over Artistic and Maggie...Now MissAnn come and give us you bedtime wisdom.

I always gotta chuckle outta your Handle MissAnn-My name board at work has had this on it for the past 5 years-Ms Ann Thrope. (They just tolerate me there)


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
5/21/2006 9:43 am

I think you're a bit off-base here, Voodoo...

Ann is not exactly what I'd term as a "Bad Ass Bitch".

Not at all.

I identify with her actually.

She is just real and very upfront, that's all.

In this world of people who are afraid to actually speak their mind for fear of what others think, she is someone who does so with no qualms.

That's not "Bad Ass", it's just being honest.

Tillerbabe a "Bad Ass Bitch"?

I suppose if you are intimidated by her physicality.

She comes off as a nice person, so I really don't see that either.

How long have you been reading their blogs?

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/21/2006 1:45 pm:
What are you, some kind of retarded?

redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

5/21/2006 10:55 pm

*lol*
think you missed a few

TTFN


rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 5/27/2006 5:02 am:
Agreed, but brevity is a virtue, and my deadline was up.

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