Understanding a Women's Mind  

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
231 posts
10/17/2005 12:36 am

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Understanding a Women's Mind

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

I'm always amased by the female mind... Ladies if you liked this say... HELL YES


MVGirl1 49F
92 posts
10/17/2005 8:12 pm

HELL YES!


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/17/2005 10:47 pm

glad you liked it.... I'm trying to regain my sense of humor


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/18/2005 12:17 am

sounds like your sense of humor is alive and kicking.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/18/2005 2:26 pm

It's been awhile but I'm finding peace with my self over the last few days ..... something I haven't had in quite awhile.


smartmama 58F

10/19/2005 9:37 am

Funny!


LustBabyScorpio 40F
17 posts
10/19/2005 7:21 pm

I thank you for the comment on my " dreams" entry. I too, have written a lot about my experiences, and it has helped me more than any shrink ever could. I think that the best way to understand our selves, is to understand our subconciousness, ie: dreams. It shows us our true nature, and gives us insight to the nature of our own beast. Much Aloha, and Peace to you.....
LustBabyScorpio


lushgirl69 49F

10/20/2005 8:59 am

Enjoyed it thoroughly.....
trying not to do much male bashing these days, but some days are better than others and some men deserve a verbal bashing...hehe


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/20/2005 5:40 pm

I would have wished for a mild bladder infection.


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/20/2005 7:53 pm

Thank all you beautiful ladies... you mean sooo much

Smart... glad you liked it

Lust... Best damn therapy I ever had, Hell my phyciratrist cancelled my appointment and left the country, I was never quite sure what to think of that but I'v never went back or looked back.

lushgirl... you are so pretty... it's ok to bash men, I do it all the time.... and get bashed too

liana... you may be a SAINT but you have a little devil in you girl.... you are very special
I didn't know you could kill someone with a bladder infection...OUCH


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
10/20/2005 9:40 pm

I must say, I did enjoy it.....a yeast infection might work



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rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/21/2005 11:57 pm

mag... I never knew men suffered from yeast infections....I DON'T ever want one, might have to quit drinking.

I love your thought provoking mind


rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
10/22/2005 1:59 am

Hell Yes!!

Gotta luv that Twizted Charm...


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/22/2005 7:57 am

Gotta love a woman who can outsmart the system.

DustStormDiva


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/22/2005 9:12 am

lol...good post. Here's my HELL YES!! {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/22/2005 2:23 pm

....Thank you, Mam

Diva, I truly love the femal mind. I may not understand it but I do love it.


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/22/2005 2:28 pm

....Thank you, Mam

Diva, I truly love the femal mind. I may not understand it but I do love it.

slidein2meplz...laughter is good for the soul


digdug41 49M

10/22/2005 5:53 pm

that was pretty good like your mindset I'll be back to peep your thoughts cya

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/23/2005 6:28 am

Dig.... I checked out you blog and was quite impressed with your mind,
thanks for stopping by. Latly I have been a little worried that telling some of my tales from my past will upset the ones who left the memories so I have been trying to find the right words to use to get out what I need and balance it with what would be acceptable to those who gave so much. I write to heal, not to hurt.


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/23/2005 3:04 pm

Hilarious!


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/23/2005 9:01 pm

JUSTsex4me .... glad you stopped by and found something to enjoy.


luciouslady49 62F
184 posts
10/24/2005 2:39 pm

Hell Yes,
enjoyed it very much...


PailsDiverHonks 55F

10/24/2005 6:15 pm

LOL, Hell YES!


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/26/2005 11:40 am

lucious and greeneyes..........Glad I could entertain you for a minute

come back, I'll try my best to give something to your day


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