Exercises in futility and mediocrity  

rm_TwistedWhore 36F
134 posts
4/6/2005 1:54 am

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Exercises in futility and mediocrity

This morning began as most do, walking out to my car to cruise and peruse the silent streets of Austin at 3 am in a fit of boredom. Unlike most mornings however, I unlocked my car and realized the drivers side window was exceptionally clean, as if nothing was present between me and the interior of my car. I am a notorious neat freak, except with my car, which generally looks like a group of oversexed teenaged boys decided to throw a party inside of it. To my astonishment, the glass had been smashed in and my purse had been stolen, the contents of which included a nearly new digital camera, a hairbrush, and a makeup bag. Of course I didnt realize my camera was in my purse until some hours later, at which point I totally lost it. Fortunately, the morons left my wallet and cash inside it which were sitting on the center console, unlike the purse hidden under a jacket and a newspaper. Had the asses that stole from me been around, I could have easily ripped their testicles off in a fit of rage. My biggest problems with the whole scenario are these:
1) I drive a base model Corolla, there were several high dollar vehicles (without alarms)in the vicinity...what the fuck were they thinking???
2) I am obviously poor, I dont even have hubcaps. What kind of people steal from poor people? Asses, thats who.
3) It happened in front of my house while I was inside during a one and a half hour window of time, and they smashed my window in with a rock from my own yard!
These people suck big hairy balls. I hope they die in a fiery and gruesome collision while picking through my meager belongings. To add insult to injury, the guy I'm supposedly seeing who also happens to be a co-worker, is probably fucking around on me. Screwing around is never ok, but especially deceitful when said individual insists on monogamy. I've never been a big fan of monogamy generally speaking, but until now it has been a decision made by both parties in the relationship. I have to wonder if there is a man alive who is neither too clingy nor completely emotionally unattached. This yo-yo business is driving me mad! At times I question what the purpose to life is, this is one of those times. Seems to me it's a cruel science project/experiment to determine how far someone can be pushed before going insane. I'm ready for my vacation at the looney bin I do believe. My faith in humankind is now thoroughly shattered, as opposed to my former stance which was radically forgiving. So if you happen to see someone walking around with a chinese brocade purse, red makeup bag, and Olympus D-580 zoom, kick them in the nuts for me, steal all their shit, and laugh psychotically while pummeling their dishonest face into oblivion.

mnfun952 102M

4/6/2005 6:19 am

Thanks for sharing your thoughts... 3am adventures (or misadventures)always make for good blogging.

Have fun,


1981single 35M

4/6/2005 6:34 am

" I have to wonder if there is a man alive who is neither too clingy nor completely emotionally unattached."
I'd like to think I could play that role, but unfortunately I live in Australia. I definitely agree of your appraisal of the thiefs, having had my wallet stolen twice, I wish you the best of luck in finding the bloke and success in tearing his nuts off.

Lapkin4u 42F

4/6/2005 8:25 am

Right on Sista! Good writing. I enjoyed reading it, gave me a couple laughs. Good luck! I hope you find the bastards and let me know how ripping the nuts off goes...for future reference of course. LOL!

myownthang1 38M

4/6/2005 9:09 am

mean people SUCK!!!!!!!!! I hope the camera lens shatters on their ugly faces.

guttertramp2 62M
8 posts
4/6/2005 9:56 am

You're gonna love finding glass in the least suspected of places forever and ever... love your writing...

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