betcha did'nt know...  

rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
191 posts
12/20/2005 9:56 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

betcha did'nt know...

a few things about me:

1. ex-bodyguard to the famous and infamous.
I worked for Anne Rice as well as Keanu Reeves
as well as many other celebrities.

2. Been asked out by many celebrities
( said no to many, yes to a few).

3. I've been written about in stories and a book
by a famous writer ( can't say who).

4. I collaberated on a highlander episode
featuring New Orleans.

5.I worked on the Big Easy for 2 seasons
as well as appeared on a few episodes.

6. I am working on a dark children's book
ala Potter-type, but haven't found a publisher.

7. My husband says I can produce the most spit
(the cum like kind) when deep throating he's ever seen.

8. I sing (not just in the shower)
Ella Fitzgerald type.

9. I have a raspy voice I sound like Kathleen Turner...Husky, sexy phone sex operator type voice.

10. I could have sex 5 times a day if my husband would let me.

11. I am a horror sci-fi buff especially Dario Argento...and old 80's Brinke Steven's, and Full moon pictures movies.

12. I lack 10 hours for a degree...I was an exchange student in London.

13. My Hub is a semi-Famous New Orleans Artist...
my face and bod has graced several posters.

14. My hub is Superman with less hair and more bod.

15. We met and a week later (unbeknownst to me)
He stuck his dick in my red wine and magically
seduced me.

16. I modeled in New Orleans and Ny in my teens and 20's.

17. On Tour.. I was Aerosmith's Love in an elevator girl...

18. I did a commercial at 21 that was aired through out the South during Arsenio Hall,
which got me attention galore from 14 year old boys aplenty.

19. I worked at Jackson's "Town Creek Saloon".
and The Dungeon in New Orleans as the spank tank's mistress...

20. I am not exactly Bi, as my husband put up...
I am not Gay...I am a Pisces...as my T-shirt I created says.

21. I have had a few girlfriends. Including the 19 year old in the pic, I helped her with her
Orgasm problem. She's married now and extremely happy.

22. I have clitoral and Vaginal orgasms.

23. my husband says I am a closet porn star...
and my collection of Porn is bigger than his.

24.My eyes change color with what I wear.

25. I am a natural strawberry blonde
I also wash some extra red in when I am naughty.

26. I shave my nether curls and ask whomever I am with to shave thier area as well ( I hate a mouthful of hair).

27. I just lost a baby recently after the birth of our baby and I get sad sometimes about it.

28. I love to lay on my back over a bed and suck my husband and whomever's dick deeply all the while I massage you with my throat.

29. I rim as well as suck and roll balls while I go down.

30. I don't care what a man looks like so long as he makes me laugh.

31. I used to lay on my back topless at our regular bar and let my friends do body shots off me.

32. I am very clean... and expect the same from anyone I am with...(I don't suck a smelly cock).

33. I will not suck a cock of anyone who recently had peanuts/peanut butter...It makes cum taste like ajax...The more fruit you eat and honey the sweeter the cum taste.

34. I lost my virginity at 17 while being by a much older man.

35. My first famous boy friend was 7 ft 4 and had a 14 inch penis, which was why I have little to no gag reflex.

34. I am extremely small down there and it suprises some folk...

35. I have two babies a tween and a baby.

36. I look alot younger than I am.

37. If I could be anything I would be a muse...

38. I've been giving advice on sex and relationships for years.

39. My first husband was a closet homosexual
and married me " because I was a good investment".

40. I was a cripple (cerebral palsy) as a child.
I still have a slight limp...which I have worked hard to change.

41. I am silly and cry alot...very empathic.

42.I love cat's

43. I studied Martial arts and was a fifth degree
black belt.

44. I worked the Playboy party for Mardi Gras one year and Heff said I was remnicent of Rita Hayworth...and asked If I'd ever thought about posing nude...

45. I stupidly said "No", my dad would kill me.

46. I'd like to start my own Porn company one day.

47. I love Godiva creme brulle candies, but only eat 3 a year.

48. Selen's Dream sequence is a faveorite of mine.

49. Huston is the most bizarre, ugly porn star I've ever seen...but I love to watch the huston 500...One day that will be me...maybe.

50. My goal is to become America's Next Scream Queen


49AK 55M
1823 posts
12/20/2005 11:07 am

Interesting list... Makes you wonder about number 51...


rm_DiveNakeDD 46M

12/20/2005 11:25 am

You seem very at home in front of the camera, now I understand why. Lucky for us! Please keep sharing more

I always thought of straight/bi/gay as descriptive of ones feelings, sex on the other had is just that. I’ve had a husband and wife orally please me together and don’t consider myself bi .. just a person that enjoys great sex.

I used to guard the VP and now my friends wish I wasn’t good at my job. (is Keanu as slow as he seems in the movies?)

My cock got hard reading about your ‘oral’ expertise.

Does your husband do nudes of you? I have a spot on my wall that needs a nude oil picture. (deep reds would be best)

Shaved is beautiful …

Dungeon is special bar … every city should have, to bad it wouldn’t work in every city. To bad for them

Porn is underappreciated.

Life isn’t fair .. but it never has claimed to be … it’s how we meet our challenges that defines our future. Looks like you’ve meet and conquered…

Do you love cats or is it that they kind of remind you of yourself?

You should have said yes to Heff, then I could have asked you to autograph that issue .. that would have been cool … now that I think about it … can I still have you autograph one of your pictures!

Houston 500 is over rated … even though there is some thrill to the big picture, the reality was a let down. I might have volunteered to be ‘one’ of the guys, just to be part of it, but didn’t look like much pleasure in the event. I would rather have great sex than big events. (though I still admire her dedication )

This "did you know post" .. Rocks! thanks for giving us a little more insight into your life beautiful lady!


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 2:34 pm

51. I like belts around my neck or hands on occasion


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 2:59 pm

I don't consider straight or Bi just feelings...

My ex lied...he and my best friend had been having sex for years, my best friend was a guy.

My ex and I had sex 4 times in our 2 year marriage.
Sexual prefrence should be spoken aloud, not hidden.

If you liked the pleasure of a husband and wife team on your cock
I am glad, just so long as everyone was up Front about the situation.

I know my husband will not be blowing your cock with me.
I admit to being very glad he won't. More for me...ha, ha, ha!

After years of lies...it's good to know on which side of the fence
my 2nd husband sits.
He squarely knows what he wants...He's been with two women before
and he said it was a pure pain...and as I've watched in countless movies...someone get's left out...with his Idea of Me, being pleasured
by a few guys...is something he's seen... done and likes...I have enough orafices to be filled at least by three guys at once...

I've got that 10 second rule that no one's dick get's left out for more than 10 seconds...

I don't mind a dick in my ass so long as it's not been in a man's ass.I don't mind a man's dick being in another woman's ass...

I know I don't enjoy a dick in my ass and then in my mouth...
It's just how I am wired...

Just like I know I don't like Beer. I've tried all types and have never developed a taste for it...
or the fact that the little russian chick from Tatu, turns me on...
I like the whole semi-quasi, asian /anime chick with the little to no chest and petite with short black hair...

I am not turned on by Jenna Jameson, but I aplaude her efforts to make the world a friendly place.

I hate that redheads are never in porn...not real ones...anyway.
I don't count the whole dyed brunette-redhead thing.

Redheads are not a state of mind...they are unto themseves...
a tangible fire (so sayeth my hubby).

and unfortunately there are two types of redheads....

ugly and gorgeous...no middle ground with us (which is a shame).

Keanu well I don't talk about my jobs...it's not polite...I respect thier right to privacy.

as far as Hef is concerned he's a blonde banger...and just to have captured his attention was really cool...
but I'm a hustler chick myself and Oui...just because they are dirtier.


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/20/2005 3:37 pm

I really like you guys.

I have an autographed copy of Puppet Master I (2-4 I'll get when I get to Atlanta this September). Just a fun fact I thought you might enjoy.

Your comment on redheads is SO very true. But I've always wanted to be with a redhead or a true blonde who didn't shave. I mean...what's the point right? Though I concur, no one likes a mouthful of fur.


rm_DiveNakeDD 46M

12/20/2005 3:53 pm

I agree everyone should know, in advance, everyone’s limits. Didn’t happen in that case, but the three of us had been together a dozen times by then. The wife and I were actually 69ing at the time. I didn’t realize what was happening (it started out as them kissing) until it was happening .. but it felt good. We talked about it afterwards, it was spur for them, not somewhere any one of us wanted to go, never happened again. But the point was an experience does not define sexuality. (in my opinion)

10 sec rule ‒ great rule, but from reading your husband’s writings .. I’m guessing it would ‘almost’ as hot to watch you sucking cock … well ok .. not almost .. but still hot.

ATM ‒ not sure why that is becoming popular.

Jenna rules, she might not be the sexiest (but she is sexy) woman, but she’s out there and I would love to have a drink with her.

Is it me or do certain guys just date redheads (not counting the ones that date redheads because of fetish) …

Do you like DP ? what about triple penetration? Hot scene just crossed my mind (might have to dwell on it later ) .. you on your knees, 6 guys around you, you going from guy to guy keeping both hands full the whole time …. I wonder how hard it would be for all 6 guys to cum at the same time? All 6 shooting their hot cum on you at once …..

Oh and have to agree with your husband …. FMF can be real work unless the girls are really sexually into each other an then it’s still work. But MFM … like you said, you can accommodate a few men at once ….


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 4:44 pm

Do you like DP ? what about triple penetration?

DP? explain...I probably have done it...but don't know what it's called as shortened phrase... the whole shortened thing confuses me...

Triple penetration...dick in ass, pussy and mouth at the same time?

sounds pretty good to me...I am highly aroused at the thought...

That's why I like the french chick Selen or is she Italian?

she has this dream sequence where she wakes up on a bed surrounded by guys in tuxedo's and she has a dick in each hand, one in her mouth and one in her pussy and one in her ass...and they all cum around the same time...it's pretty great to watch...

get's me aroused every time


rm_DiveNakeDD 46M

12/20/2005 5:07 pm

DP ‒ Double Penetration ‒ Ass/pussy --

Selen’s scene sounds pretty hot…do you remember the title?

Yeah, some of these acronyms can get pretty crazy. The downside of the internet … acronyms replace words.


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 5:13 pm

Triple penetration...sounds pretty good to me...I am highly aroused at the thought...

That's why I like the french chick Selen or is she Italian?

she has this dream sequence where she wakes up on a bed surrounded by guys in tuxedo's and she has a dick in each hand, one in her mouth and one in her pussy and one in her ass...and they all cum around the same time...it's pretty great to watch...

get's me aroused every time


rm_DiveNakeDD 46M

12/20/2005 5:39 pm

hummm you must be really aroused ... or AdultFriendFinder just printed you post twice .. hopefully it's that you're really turned on!


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/20/2005 6:54 pm

Haha, MFF is a tough one to run through. The thing a guy has to keep in mind is that he's not there for HIS benefit really. In most cases the women are there for each other and could really care less if he just stood around all night. However, there are exceptions to that. And once or twice it's been a HELL of a run to keep up.

Sorry memory just took hold, gotta walk away for a bit. Man, I miss college.


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 7:39 pm

Wow full moon's puppet master??

Richard Band is a genious...going to atlanta's convention?

Mouthful of fur bad...soft balls...yum...


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 7:43 pm

ah college... working in a biker bar...waking up in a strip joint...teacher's trying to trade A's for sex...

ahhhh college...


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/20/2005 7:49 pm

Oh by the way...I have the duster worn by Lance Henriksen in Near Dark (the vamp movie), as well as his personal duster...

He really liked me and we went to see Terminator 2 together
at the pavillion...

I've worked with Tom Savini and James Hong (blade runner, Nerds and big trouble in little china).

I had a great job ...sometimes I miss it...


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/20/2005 9:13 pm

Me too. Savini has been an ass to some friends of mine, and when I called him on it, he got REALLLLLLY defensive. He was the very reason I got into SPFX in the first place. That was kinda crushing to me.

You are a godess to my geekdom. I would trade blood for that duster.

My college experience mostly consisted of late-night runs to New Orleans from Mobile with a car load of girls. Alot of hassle, but it was worth it. I miss my friends more than anything.


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/20/2005 9:15 pm

Me too. Savini has been an ass to some friends of mine, and when I called him on it, he got REALLLLLLY defensive. He was the very reason I got into SPFX in the first place. That was kinda crushing to me.

You are a godess to my geekdom. I would trade blood for that duster.

My college experience mostly consisted of late-night runs to New Orleans from Mobile with a car load of girls. Alot of hassle, but it was worth it. I miss my friends more than anything.

(I hope this isn't a double post...AdultFriendFinder is on my last nerve tonight...)


rm_TabascoX 51M/49F
74 posts
12/21/2005 8:44 am

Well one day I will e-bay it...
Last time I looked it was worth 1,500.00.

I would have been Lance's Girlfriend for Stone Cold with Brian Bosworth, instead of the black haired chick...but the weekend I was driving to biloxi
for my last interview...which Lance said was a formality,
I fell down in a semi coma beside my car, and was rushed to the hospital, I had spinal menengitis...which left me in a bubble
for 3 months and then bed rest for 5 months after...

It happened 2 days before Jim Henson died of the same thing....wierd


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/21/2005 5:21 pm

I cried that day. Like a baby.

But I think I just shared too much.


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/21/2005 5:23 pm

I cried that day. Like a baby.

But I think I just shared too much.

Here's for double posting...AdultFriendFinder is messing with my head isn't it?


rm_monkey_rogue 40M

12/21/2005 5:25 pm

AdultFriendFinder = last nerve

I hate the way it sometimes won't post it back for awhile...grrr


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