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Oh Shit !...it's you!
Oh Shit !...it's you!
It is possible right? We all have our needs and desires, our sexual curiosities must be met, so the easiest place to start these days, yep, the internet.
It’s not something we want to broadcast to all our kin folk…
(as spoken loudly at the family get-together)
”hey, I’m about to sign into an adult website, looking to fuck my brains out and commit a multitude of adulterated sins!, here read my profile and if you see it, please don’t pick me!”
Imagine finding that special person, oh baby!, you’re the one for me! and start to email regularly. You get more and more explicit with what you write, getting into detail on how wonderful your genitals really are! “here, sweet cheeks, have a look at these close ups of my hard cock!” the photo swapping continues and both are now just wanting to met and rip into it!.
Slowly the photos start revealing more and more of the body, something doesn’t look quite right.
“Oh look, you wear the same knickers my mum gave Aunty Jess last Christmas.“
“Oh what’s this In the background? Oh, you have the same coloured bedroom walls as my Aunty Jess. Hang on a minute, that’s the new bed head me & pa put up for Aunty Jess last month!”
The face is then revealed. Oh shit, it is Aunty Jess!. Her real age is 63, not 36 as on her profile and that mouth with no teeth, no wonder all her testimonials all read what a great babe she was when it came to oral sex!
Would it not be embarrassing to get down & dirty with a new AdultFriendFinder only to find out on your first meeting that person was your Uncle? Aunt? Cousin? Wife? I think you get the picture, (not a pretty one either!)
How many people would recognize a close up shot of facial features of someone they knew or were related to?
Time for a cold shower.
8/30/2006 1:35 am
Oh for shame for shame....lol lol lol you poor thing, how embarassing for you,showing Aunty your cock pics...lmao too funny|
8/30/2006 9:43 am
It's not that far fetched, TC. zz_todd had this exact experience with his own sister only the other day. It was only as she got up from the web cam to walk to the other side of the room that he realised it.|
And the worst thing is, he thinks she now knows because she (and other siblings) have been dropping sly comments at him. It's all there on his blog, if you feel like spitting your drink all over the screen at the farce.
I can't imagine anything worse. One very good reason for not having a web cam I think.
On a side note, the thing about the thecliticals farce that amused me more than anything else was the thought of all those guys dressing up their cocks and sending in pics to a bloke in Australia for the cock pic competition. I nearly wet myself.
But the serious point is that you never know who you're dealing with on the internet until you've met them in person. And maybe not even then.
Blogito ergo sum.