Something Fun For....  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
6/27/2006 3:00 am

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6/29/2006 11:06 pm

Something Fun For....



1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and
break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and Antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A £3.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to, "
replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

I found this in the joke page and thought it so relevant that I thought I'd share it with you lot. Hope it brings a smile to your chops!!!

Luv and chuckling stuff {=} Susie {=}

GangBangCple 66M/55F

6/27/2006 4:51 am

so true , sadly so very true

LevinOuijaFores 50M
204 posts
6/27/2006 9:09 am

Seems I'm not quite there yet ... lol

westhill2006 53M

6/27/2006 1:45 pm

Very relevant,unfortunately,smile...

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/27/2006 11:03 pm

Join the club, hun.
Nice to hear from you again.
I thought you'd emigrated..wait a minute, that shouldn't make any difference, should it?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

6/28/2006 1:10 pm

I guess I'm only halfway grown up,, as much as I hate to say it, I'm gettin there...

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/28/2006 10:47 pm

Looking forward to Saturday, are you, hun?

You older person, you?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/28/2006 11:04 pm

    Quoting StillSmokin2oo6:
    I guess I'm only halfway grown up,, as much as I hate to say it, I'm gettin there...
As long as you're still getting there, it's ok, hun.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/28/2006 11:09 pm

My, oh are getting good, MYN, a few whole words there, I see.

Glad you enjoyed it though, for all that.

I miss you, MYN. ?* <<< That's for not trying harder!!! Naughty!!!

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/29/2006 11:06 pm

    Quoting doctorsnapper:
    Hi there, I just joined your networks, and reading your blogs love them, this one is cute, but so true
Welcome, hun.

I'm glad you enjoyed my blog.

Come back for another viewing soon.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

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