Masterbation: Onan's Olympics!  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
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5/10/2006 8:47 pm

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5/11/2006 11:01 am

Masterbation: Onan's Olympics!

The Act Of Onan: Pulling One's Plonker!!!

(19C)The biblical Onan who'cast his seed upon the ground'(Genesis 38;9)

1 address congress(1990s)(U.S.)
2. adjust one's set(1980s+)
3. apply the handbrake(1980s+)
4. approprate the means(1980s+)
5. audition the finger puppets(1980s+)
6. be your own best friend(1980s)
7. bequeath one's genes(1990s)
8. bleed the weed(1990s)
9. bloat the vein(1990s)
10. blow one's dust(60s+70s)
11. blow one's own horn(1990s)
12. buck the bone(1990s)
13. burp the baby(1990s)
14. chafe at the bit(1990s)
15. charge the rod(1990s)
16. check one's oil(1930s+)(U.S.)
17. chong your schlong(1990s)
18. clamp the pipe(1990s)
19. clean one's rifle(20C)
20. climb the tree(20C)
21. clobber the Kleenex (1990s)
22. close the deal(1990s)
23. cock one's shotgun(1990s)
24. come into your own(1980s)
25. come to grips with yourself(1990s)
26. consult Dr Jerkoff(20C)(U.S.)
27. crank one's/the shank(20C)
28. create an arch(1990s)
29. crimp the wire(1990s)
30. cruise for an oozing(1990s)
31. converse with Harry Palm(1990)

The last is probably a reference to the hairs that supposedly grow on a masturbater' palm, plus possibly a reference to Len Deighton's anonymous intelligence agent anti-hero, named Harry Palmer for the films(1960), starring Michael Caine.

So, you lot, can you think of any more? My favourite three are, by merit of laughter caused, with No 1 being the funniest and descending in order.

No: 7
No: 24
No. 5

What are your favourite euphemisms for "bequeathing one's genes" ?


Luv n stuff, you cheeky lot {=} Susie {=}


StrawberryKing 55M

5/11/2006 9:43 am

There's one to do with salami, although I can't remember how it goes! Can anyone else help?


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/11/2006 10:59 am

OOo..Strawb..do you need my help, hun?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/11/2006 11:01 am

Strawb...is it something to do with slamming it? Ooo...sounds painful.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


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