It's Chuckle Time...  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
7/13/2006 7:20 pm

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It's Chuckle Time...


On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die, " she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want
my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feelike a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers, "Iron this. Then get me a beer."

This is sooo corny...but funny, nevertheless.

Hope it brings a smile to your faces, honies.

That's a picture of an infant, who experienced the whole thing. Needless to say, she's a girl.

Luv n smiley stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_heartforu1 52F
2 posts
7/16/2006 12:15 pm

some good ones but thst is sick

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/16/2006 9:07 pm

Hello, HFU,
Sorry it made you feel sick, It just made me's a JOKE, dearheart.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/18/2006 6:17 pm

And mine, hun, and mine.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

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