Girls, Read This Profile  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
12/21/2005 6:51 am

Last Read:
8/3/2006 5:32 am

Girls, Read This Profile

It's Different Anyway.

Calling all you girls, and boys, for that matter. This profile appealed to me so much. It was so over the top it I had to find out more. What do you think? Would any of you get in touch with him. I'll ask him if he wants me to post his handle on here(Ooo..sounds painful though..lol). If he says yes then I'll let you know his handle, on here, later. Here is the profile then..lol..
Profile
I am without doubt the most boring man in the world
I have no personality, cant tell a joke or sing a song I am scruffy in appearance, I have a small cock which I don't know how to use. I hate oral sex and don't care if you cum or not as long as I am satisfied. I tell lies and I am deceitful. Don't go to the gym and the thought of it makes me physically sick. Don't go to clubs hate dancing and certainly wont waste money on meals. But you will be glad to know I have a bath once a month.
Apart from the above I am perfect in every way. But what I am is a refreshing change to the rest on AdultFriendFinder. So if you are looking to talk to someone different please send a message. If not who cares. Got to go now because I have just peed in my pants. Bye...
P.S. I hope this made you laugh and has brightened up your day.

Bye for now, Luv n stuff...Susie..

Continuing the convo..lol
I replied to him and this is his reply to me...would you have got in touch with him? I think he's witty. Mind you, his profile could actually be true and not the load of bollocks he wants us to think it is.. who knows?.. Oooo..hang on, this is making my head hurt..need a cuppa now, I'm sooo confused...lol.

Bye for now,
Luv n stuff, Susie


Hello Susie
Thanks for the entertaining message but you were right I was not being entirly truthful because really I am Mr Wonderful.

I am 6'2" tall, so staggeringly good looking that ladies faint
when they look at me. I go to the gym 8 days a week and
work out for 12 hours a day. I have a 10 pack stomach
and can crack nuts with my biceps. I have a smile that is
so dazzling you have to put on sun glasses when I smile.
My cock is so big I have to push it around in a wheel barrow
I refuse to cum until the lady has had at least 1000 orgasm's
and then only if she begs me to stop.
I am so funny my last lady had to be admitted to hospital
due to exhaustion caused by laughing. I am so intelligent
I was refused admission to Mastermind because they
were afraid I would show up the other contestants.

So if you want to glow in my presents and take a ride on
my ego tripe send me a message for the time of your life.
Sorry got to go now my mum wants here slippers and mug
of hot chocolate.
Keep smiling---Bye.

CHUCKLE MUSCLE WORKING OVERTIME< JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT TO..mmm..


fun2have61 55M

12/21/2005 11:32 am

Hiya Susie
Boy u keep some weired company, u dont half find em girl lol xx


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/21/2005 12:07 pm

Firehot and Fun...Did you even read the title of this blog ?
Anyway, I'm glad you're both as nosey as I am, or you wouldn't be here now, would you? It's always so nice to hear from you both, you know...my boys..mmm...oh, I remember...off now , tn my land of wonderful revelry. All the tender glances and touches, weren't they wonderful boys?..lol..Of course I keep very strange company, I'm here with you, aren't I ?.....lol

Luv n stuff,.....Susie........


rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
12/22/2005 10:08 am

WeALLLLL keep strange company LOL. And like you..I thought his first profile was witty !! Mind you,,hoping it aint true for sure !!

Dizzy xx


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/22/2005 6:15 pm

Dizzy, how are you then, Thanks for dropping by. As for the profile, I'm sure we'd all like the second post to be the truth, wouldn't we girls?..lol
luv n stuff, Susie....
A Merry Christmas to you, one a nd all.


SirMounts 102M

12/27/2005 5:00 am

Yes! The best way to poke fun at the "profile game" is to satireize it. *wink* But Mine is... perfectly accurate, of course. *fingers crossed*


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/27/2005 9:32 am

Sir,
I'm sure it is, as honest as the day is long, aren't you, hun?

Luv n stuff, Susie....


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