Calling All....  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
8/31/2006 1:24 am

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9/21/2006 6:01 pm

Calling All....

......Budding Thespians!

How would you like a starring part in my upcoming blogplay? All applicants need is a tendency towards verbosity. I'll leave the rest up to you.
Hurry up then...I haven't got all day , you know!

By the way, if the squirrels, in my pic can manage an episode of Star Wars..I'm sure we can come up with a spoof of something, don't you?

You can quote your audition pieces at me, in the comments below. Come now, don't you be going all shy on me.

What's that? You don't trust me, putting words into your mouth?

Why, don't be silly, it's just a laugh.

You see...feeling better about it already, aren't you.

Luv n anticipating a good time stuff Susie



thecanarykid 55M
1 post
8/31/2006 4:44 am

Well Susieq???????


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/31/2006 5:00 am

Dearheart, I'm meant to question you, not the other way around, hun.

Come back another day, when you're feeling more eloquent, hun...ok?

Luv n stuff Susie


electriccompany 52M

8/31/2006 6:56 am

For the record, I'm not a Thesbian. It's PERFECTLY ALRIGHT if others are, but I just don't go that way!

Auditioning now for the part of evil, power-crazed tyrant with a machine-gun:


"SAY HEY-LO TO MY LEETLE FRENN!!!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Thank you. NEXT!


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/31/2006 7:59 am

    Quoting electriccompany:
    For the record, I'm not a Thesbian. It's PERFECTLY ALRIGHT if others are, but I just don't go that way!

    Auditioning now for the part of evil, power-crazed tyrant with a machine-gun:

    "SAY HEY-LO TO MY LEETLE FRENN!!!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    Thank you. NEXT!
Now...those were dummy bullets, I hope..EC..or ..NO play..tu comprend?

Anyhow...you're absolutely forbidden to bring guns, wether replicas, or not..onto the set.

You'll just have to find more devious means of portraying a sinister baddie, won't you, hun?

Luv n stuff Susie


LevinOuijaFores 49M
204 posts
8/31/2006 12:32 pm

Oh I do trust you to make this a fun experience honey Now, do you think I can have the cute little blue light sabre that squirrel is holding? I think maybe I need some sort of defence against EC

May the Force be with us

Luv'n'hugs'n'stuff


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/31/2006 1:54 pm

    Quoting LevinOuijaFores:
    Oh I do trust you to make this a fun experience honey Now, do you think I can have the cute little blue light sabre that squirrel is holding? I think maybe I need some sort of defence against EC

    May the Force be with us

    Luv'n'hugs'n'stuff
Hello ole blue eyes.

I don't mean any offence, by that remark, T. You know how I love to gaze into those sky blue eyes of yours, hun, don't you?

Anyhow..averting my gaze from your peepers, or I'll never get anything done.

T..and what use do you think a piddling little light sabre is going to have against the one-man-army that is EC, goodness only knows!

Actually, T, I rather think that EC is a little delusional..he doesn't seem to realise that we are all on the same side...even if he is the baddest of baddies. Did you see how he was spraying those bullets around, earlier?

The silly, reckless boy, that he is.

Anyhow T..no guns allowed in this blogplay..so you can just drop that light sabre right now..you hear?

What is it with you boys...that you feel the need to arm yourselves, to the teeth, at every available opportunity? We girlies aren't THAT scary, to be sure!

I'll set you a challenge now T..since we seem to be in need of weapons for this story. The challenge is to invent a weapon, although dreadful, in the extreme, to our foes...has no effect upon our little band of merry players..ok, hun?

One more thing, T, you mustn't breath a word about our new, lethal weapon!!! We wouldn't want that sort of info falling into the wrong hands, now, would we, hun?

Oh, this is all coming along very nicely now, don't you think, T?

Luv n stuff Susie


lancslover2000 51M
12 posts
8/31/2006 4:44 pm

<<<using Jedi Mind Tricks to get a part...


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/31/2006 5:36 pm

Lancslover..and what is your speciality, hun?
We already have a most eminent scientist, a doctor, a male nurse(perhaps),a really bad, baddie..I forget what he does for a living, but I daren't ask him just now, hun...he's a METHOD actor, you see.Totally in touch with his part he is..lol. a lovely Irish Colleen and yours truly..I'm an expert in many fields..not least, those at the back of our house. ..mmmm...don't know why I'm laughing..I like fields....mmm... don't you?

Luv n stuff Susie


Priapeo 46M

9/1/2006 6:50 am

Verbosity? Not fit.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


electriccompany 52M

9/1/2006 10:09 am

Susie blathers:
You'll just have to find more devious means of portraying a sinister baddie, won't you, hun?

Maybe ill-tempered sea-bass with frickin' lasers attached to their heads?


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/2/2006 6:08 pm

    Quoting electriccompany:
    Susie blathers:
    You'll just have to find more devious means of portraying a sinister baddie, won't you, hun?

    Maybe ill-tempered sea-bass with frickin' lasers attached to their heads?
Are you aware?...You're weird!!!

Glad you found a comfortable spot for my 'pinkies', hun.

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/4/2006 2:25 am

Oh, you may, dearheart..I mean Braveheart.

By the way, wasn't Mr Wallace a Scotsman?

I wonder what your countrymen would think of that?

Aren't you a little confused, sugar?

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/4/2006 3:24 am

    Quoting nipafluff:
    OK ! Ok! Silly me susie here is an irish quote..but can I audtion for the role of the hero .....

    The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad.
Humpphh...so we English are always miserable, are we?
Not unless we're appearing in Eastenders,(I call it Knobenders, actually ) we aren't!!!
I'll have you know, dearheart, I'm always chuckling.
I'm a forgiving soul too and on that note, I hereby offer you the role of hero extraordinaire, lover...ok?

The trouble is Nips...all the men want to be baddies, I can't imagine why, can you?

Luv n stuff Susie


IsThisBetter4u 105M

9/4/2006 10:36 am

Hey there. I couldn't resist being an actor in yet one more bit of fun. So where do I sign up? Where's the audition, hun? I have other pics that you might like better (get your mind out of the gutter!). Need a close up of my eyes?...or anything else for that matter? I'm not shy.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 8:59 am

    Quoting Priapeo:
    Verbosity? Not fit.
Priapeo..Now, you are always welcome to visit my cosy little blog basment, hun.

Were you questioning the word 'verbosity', or questioning me with it?

If you are questioning me about it..it just means to use loads of words..when , sometimes a lot fewer would do.

That's just how I am!

To tell you the truth, I don't care if you are verbose, or not...You just stand over there looking broody and gorgeous...just like a modern-day Heathcliffe...and me, you and the other girlies are going to get along just fine..mmm.

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 9:05 am

    Quoting IsThisBetter4u:
    Hey there. I couldn't resist being an actor in yet one more bit of fun. So where do I sign up? Where's the audition, hun? I have other pics that you might like better (get your mind out of the gutter!). Need a close up of my eyes?...or anything else for that matter? I'm not shy.
ITB...hun, you're in the audition now, lover...don't you feel my cool hands just about ALL over you, baby?

Well, I am the director, producer and every other important person yopu care to mention. i do have such a problem when all you gorgeous boys visit me..as if I weren't hot n hormny enough, without having to examine, you lot!!!

Anyway, by the feel of you, I'd say you've definitely got one of the starring parts.

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 2:29 pm

    Quoting rm_LoveSpell11:
    What parts are still available? Because I'd love to play some part or another in a sexy comedy. Here is my audition piece, spoken in character. Ahem:

    There is nothing wrong with fucking lots of men. Nothing at all. But really, I prefer to fuck one man. Well, one man at a time. Not that there's anything wrong with group, but I just like one guy. OK, group is fun too. But really, don't you want to be romanced once in a while instead of just being this super-fucking machine? I mean, wouldn't you like someone to give you flowers sometime instead of lube?

    Thank you. I hope I passed the audition.
L.S..You know what swung your audition in your favour, apart from your obvious attributes, hun?

Well, it was how you delivered your chosen 'piece'... in the manner of Monroe. Nice touch, girlie...you're definitely one of our starring females.

Obviously, it didn't hurt that all the boys have been cheering, since you walked into my blog basement.

Take a seat and welcome.

You boys...fetch the lady a drink, right this minute, she's thirsty after her recitation...some more even louder cheering, from the boys.

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/6/2006 1:16 pm

    Quoting electriccompany:
    Susie blathers:
    You'll just have to find more devious means of portraying a sinister baddie, won't you, hun?

    Maybe ill-tempered sea-bass with frickin' lasers attached to their heads?
LQQK, EC...you're making me now...Where's your pic, hun...you're going to get proper trampled in my play, without one, ..ok?

Hurry up and find something fitting...you promised me days ago...and I have the proof too...unless you were being dastardly and your email self-destructs in so many hours.

Luv n stuff Susie


Priapeo 46M

9/7/2006 9:32 am

singing
Heathcliff/ it's me, Susie, I've come home / I´m so cold / let me in-a-your window....



Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/7/2006 12:37 pm

    Quoting Priapeo:
    singing
    Heathcliff/ it's me, Susie, I've come home / I´m so cold / let me in-a-your window....


Ooo Priapeo..this is where we forget about the other girlies, for a while,I presume!!!

By the way..I rather think it should be you climbing ladders, not a weak and feeble woman, such as mtself. I do have your oats waiting for you, as you cross my threshold, lover..mmm...can't wait!

Just make me , from your lovin'and we'll get along just fine.

Luv n stuff Susie


Cockmeister2 40M
5 posts
9/9/2006 8:20 pm

Am definitely interested in your play.. am a doctor in real life.. think you need one in your play.. tall, dark in good shape...


NorthernC 41M

9/10/2006 5:23 am


OK then, here is my audition piece. I'm sorry about being so late but my agent has been out of town trying to get me a part in the little known Russian pantomime Snow White and the 7 Gallons of Vodka.

Anyway, here goes from Father Ted:

" I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!"

That's my agent on the phone, he asking if I want to do a brand new gameshow for UK Food and Drink called The Rice is Right, apparently Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey have turned it down for some reason.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/15/2006 3:12 pm

    Quoting NorthernC:

    OK then, here is my audition piece. I'm sorry about being so late but my agent has been out of town trying to get me a part in the little known Russian pantomime Snow White and the 7 Gallons of Vodka.

    Anyway, here goes from Father Ted:

    " I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
    ...More drink!"

    That's my agent on the phone, he asking if I want to do a brand new gameshow for UK Food and Drink called The Rice is Right, apparently Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey have turned it down for some reason.
NC...Of course you're included, hun. We need a chronicler, sfterall...and my sources tell me you're one of the best, if not, THE best.

Besides, you're lovely brown eyes will offset T's gorgeous blue ones to perfection, hun...ok?

Luv n stuff Susie


NorthernC 41M

9/17/2006 8:46 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    NC...Of course you're included, hun. We need a chronicler, sfterall...and my sources tell me you're one of the best, if not, THE best.

    Besides, you're lovely brown eyes will offset T's gorgeous blue ones to perfection, hun...ok?

    Luv n stuff Susie
AAAWWWWWWW Thanks hun!!!!

Looking forward to rehearsals!!!

NC


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/17/2006 9:23 pm

    Quoting Cockmeister2:
    Am definitely interested in your play.. am a doctor in real life.. think you need one in your play.. tall, dark in good shape...
Cocky, you're most welcome, hun.

Even though you seem to be determined to act your part, totally nude. So be it...but don't say I didn't warn you!

We do have rather a lot of horny women in the cast now, lover.

Luv n stuff,
ÿ Susie.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/17/2006 9:26 pm

    Quoting NorthernC:
    AAAWWWWWWW Thanks hun!!!!

    Looking forward to rehearsals!!!

    NC
So am I, lover, so am I

You did tell those other people your services were required elsewhere, didn't you, hun?

Luv n stuff,
ÿ Susie.


NorthernC 41M

9/19/2006 6:02 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    So am I, lover, so am I

    You did tell those other people your services were required elsewhere, didn't you, hun?

    Luv n stuff,
    ÿ Susie.
Don't panic hon. I believe Ainsley Harriot is pencilled in for "The Rice is Right". He'll do anything for a few quid. He used to be Rusty Lee you know!

NC xx


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/21/2006 6:01 pm

    Quoting NorthernC:
    Don't panic hon. I believe Ainsley Harriot is pencilled in for "The Rice is Right". He'll do anything for a few quid. He used to be Rusty Lee you know!

    NC xx
Lol..I have to postpone my play for yet another week, hun. I'll wxplain , in a blog. Sorry.

Luv n stuff,
Susie.


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