rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
5/20/2006 1:18 pm

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5/23/2006 1:52 am



A friend emailed this to me, I hope it makes you chuckle,as it did me.

Catholic Parrots!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one

"What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do
you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to the rectory, and we'll put them in the
cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her! female parrots to the priest's house. As
he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers
have been answered!"

Luv n lots of laughter to you, lovlies, {=} Susie {=}

AAntonino 60M  
60 posts
5/20/2006 6:58 pm

Yess Susie... They certainly have!

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/20/2006 7:47 pm

Mmm..nice comment, hun.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

ilsgicemru 72M
2822 posts
5/21/2006 7:32 am

...................... Susie

Very funny !!

I'm over at my blog . awaiting your visit . to ask me three questions about myself . that you would love to have me answer .. I would like to answer three questions that . 0_may_I . would like to ask me as well !! .Lol .. Take your time Sweetie . but as creative and witty as you girls are . I know they will be questions that might make me blush a little !! . Lol

Love and 's

..................... ils

LevinOuijaFores 50M
204 posts
5/21/2006 9:42 am

So ... there is still hope, even for me

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/21/2006 12:01 pm

G..musing over which questions to put to you, hun. I'll be along later, to be sure

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/21/2006 12:04 pm

T..DO NOT ask INANE questions, on my blog, hun..

By the way..are you holding your rosary?

Do you need to confess something, hun. ?*?*?*

You'll feel better for a little flagelation atone for your sins.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

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