Another Funny Profile  

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2224 posts
12/29/2005 6:33 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Another Funny Profile

The Profile

I felt I had to share this profile with you,girlies. I like these strange ones, probably because they are lifted out of the mundane, by their very cheekiness. How many of you would have contacted him then? I'm curious to know...lol...In other words, just nosey as the day is long. By the way this bloke also says he is a very great age..lol.. So here comes the profile :-

HisProfile

build skyscrapers. Big, gigantic, MASSIVE skyscrapers. Chicago, Bangcock, Tokyo, Sidney - I’ve built ‘em all! My shrink seems to think that I do it to compensate for my inadequacies, but when I look down I am so well hung, I don’t know how much more “massive” I can get without using a wagon when I walk. I’m rich, famous, and fantastic looking. I’m a strapping young lad, and many far-sighted women tell me up close I have the chiseled features of the Greek god Apollo. In fact, I am sooo good looking, when I walk down the street all the girls swoon ‒ and most of them faint dead away. I have to send my staff ahead of me to catch the fainters before they all fall and hurt themselves. So, as you can see, I have a heart, too. Beginning to get the picture? I’m the kind of great guy your parents want you to marry, your brother wants to be like, and who has been in your dreams since you were just a little girl. If you AdultFriendFinder email or IM me I’ll reply to you, but if you’re looking for sex... hey babe: I’ll have to try to fit you on my list! I’m smart, witty and irreverent ‒ and that’s while I’m sleeping! When I am awake I am a suave and extraordinary lover, always ready to tickle your fancy ‒ and whatever other part of your anatomy you care to leave exposed. But watch out: I’ve swept many a fair maiden off her feet... and you may just find yourself falling in love with me ‒ or at least with all the wonderful words I put on your PC.


I hope you enjoyed it. It made me exercise my chuckle-muscle, anyway. I thought you might like to try it, for yourselves..lol.

Luv n stuff, Susie..


rm_Lovepack1000 46M

12/29/2005 8:18 am

That can't be your Johnny, he is too good. I rather think he is a joker.


haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
12/29/2005 2:00 pm

Wow. I'm straight and I think _I_ fancy him after reading that.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/29/2005 2:24 pm

Lovepack....I rather think so too.
Firehot..Your updated profile should read..''Champion stranded-pussy rescuer''..They'll all come a running, baby...lol
Haversack..You see,darlin, we women are strange creatures, the unusual is much more likely to catch our eye , than the mundane ,darlink<<<<<<Susie's Russian countess impression..lol

Boys, thank you for dropping by,feel free to do so again...soon..

Luv n stuff, Susie.........


BraveOcherWhose 61M  
29 posts
12/30/2005 9:37 am

and the gentleman is so very modest and humble as well


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/30/2005 11:00 am

Sir T,.....He is too, darlin...lol.

Luv n stuff, Susie.....


SirMounts 102M

1/3/2006 9:05 pm

Well, I think the Guy sounds like some kind of maniac.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
1/5/2006 11:04 am

Sir M...I think I quite fancy him though, baby. Shall I tell everyone his identity, do you think? Let all the horny girls, on AdultFriendFinder get a really good look at him? Mmm....I don't think so, somehow..lol..Afterall,callme selfish, if you wish,but, I would like to keep him to myself..lol.

Luv n stuf, Susie.....


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