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OK so I don't claim to be the smartest guy who ever walked the planet but why do I seem to end up with the stupidest women...
OK OK. To all the smart women out there... I know the real answer I'm happy in denial Ok? Let my ego ignore that obvious truth!
Anyway back to the dumb women... so we're all there in the bar talking the usual drunken rubbish about just how much you'd have to be paid to... well you know the sort of thing.
Anyhow we get on to the subject of orgies which I have to say is one dear to my heart never actually having been invited to one... The young lady I was with leaned in close and whispered
"Orgies" arn't they the big green bad guys?"
I started laughing and then I saw the confused look on her face, omigod that was't a joke?
"I think you'll find the big green bad guys are called Ogres sweetie..."
Of course that's not all bad;
"hey honey let's go to my place and we can work on understanding that great Itallian opera... you know... Fellatio"