Share your Fortune Cookies....  

rm_Sloppyjoe812 58M
58 posts
6/24/2006 12:24 pm

Last Read:
6/25/2006 4:35 pm

Share your Fortune Cookies....

...please share some of your own...

My favorites of the past year…

Your spouse would rather blow Mr Rogers…(sorry, we all miss him), than have sex with you.

A little bird will tell you the secret of life, but you won’t understand a fucking word he says.

You are so paranoid; you think all of these fortunes are about you.

Apparently gravity has no been very good to you.

Your friends hate you.

Everyone laughs at you when you leave the room.

Root canal is more fun than you.

Whatever you do don’t eat the fortune cookie.

While trying to discover the child within, you wet your pants in front of an important business contact.

You would crawl in glass on your hands and knees with a dead rat in your mouth,
If you thought there was $20 in it for you.

You smell so bad, when you enter a room people fart to clear the air.

...please share some of your own...

justhere4fun002 58F

6/25/2006 3:20 pm

I opened my fortune cookie and it said.. Kiss the person beside you..
guess what? I was eating alone. That sure sucked.

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