What the Hell  

rm_Slideon2me 48M
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9/28/2005 7:57 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What the Hell


I am going to start posting a rant every time my wife just crashes and leaves me hangin (or standing at attention as it were) this early in the PM. What is it ladies that causes this chronic fatigue? I get the kids up in the morning, feed them get one of them to school, watch the other most of the day, trade off and go to work, come home and read to the kids and put them down with her and she goes to sleep. It's only fucking TEN O' CLOCK. I would have to have the libido of a eunuch to tolerate this. I know she digs sex with me, how can SHE tolerate this?
She even has the nerve to critisize me for watching porn and waxin the dolphin, but ya know I gotta keep the drive alive somehow. Maybe I should just get a blow up doll and keep it in the closet. Though it does seem kind of a nasty thing to keep around. Did you ever wonder how the guys who keep those things around clean them? Do they have disposable receptacles or does the cum accumulate until it gets washed out? NASTY!!!! But on the other hand I'll bet a doll never said no. Maybe they just pop when they get too tired. Do gay guys have blow-up gay guy dolls? You fuckers screw nonstop and get strange at the drop of a hat it seems, so I'm guessing only the truly nastiest among you needs to purchase a blow-up partner!!! Still that would be a hilarious movie shot, watching some butt ugly guy gently cleansing his plastic partner of shit and jism - a truly sensitive and touching moment - too tragic not to laugh at. Gay guys should feel free to leave a comment. I'm not interested but I don't have hang-ups and from the mail I'm getting it's clear I shouldn't have posted a butt shot. I've got more queens in my email than in your average dance troupe and let's face it, you guys are wittier than most hetero guys so it makes for more amusing reading.

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