rm_Skylark073 44M
167 posts
9/5/2006 11:04 pm

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9/7/2006 11:48 pm


My post may be less funny than normal today. Worked all day sunday trying to fix rear brakes. 30+ mosquito bites later (not kidding)I decide to take it into a shop. They want to charge me $1100. After I finish shaking like Courtney Love in rehab, I say hell no. On the bright side I now know what I need to do.

BTW, I'm not worried about getting West Nile virus despite the scale of my violation. No, with my luck I'll be the first person diagnosed with mosquito herpes. Darned slutty mosquitos.

Those damned signs got me in more trouble today. I walked into a store and there was a large yellow cone that said, "Wet Floor". So I did. It was a little akward not being in the bathroom, but it's what they wanted, right? They claimed otherwise.

I prefer owning female dogs. Unlike the male dogs, you can give the females a full tummy rub and still just be friends.

I'm thinking about getting multiple penis I can set off the metal detector at the airport. Strip search? I thought you'd never ask!

Besides the obvious reason, I truly learned why viagra was so popular with men when I started a job as a pharmacy tech. Here's some of the old methods of treating E.D.

Muse-Intraurethral Suppository-Example? take a cofee straw and shove it into a slightly larger straw.
Caverject-An injection...yes,there.
Apparently they were both created by Andrea Dworkin.

They say there is someone out there for everyone. I get the distinct feeling I cut her off in traffic and gave her the finger.

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
9/6/2006 1:54 am

lmfao ..... seems I keep saying that about your blog.
You are a funny guy.
Thanks so much for the laughs.
If I ever figure out how to link I am going to advertize your blog on mine.

Someday is today.

rm_wetfingeraz 54F
3012 posts
9/6/2006 6:04 pm

That was funny.

rm_Skylark073 44M

9/7/2006 12:55 am

Mzhunyhole, I did wave...with one finger.

Thanks Aboutme and Wetfinger. I have my lucid moments. I'm trying to cut back on them though.

sexymamma662003 31F

9/7/2006 11:00 am


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