Top 9 Important Men  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
7/5/2006 4:03 pm

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Top 9 Important Men

Top 9 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - Because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist - Because he says, "Open wide."
3. The Milkman - Because he says, "Do you want it in the front or back?"
4. The Hairdresser - Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Decorator - Because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker - Because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The Hunter - Because he always goes deep in the bush, he always shoots twice, and he always eats what he shoots.
8. The Stock Broker - Because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
9. The Telephone Guy - Because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

Awww Johnny Don't Cry!

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/5/2006 4:29 pm

I wonder, who the 10th man might be!!!

redmustang91 57M  
8658 posts
7/5/2006 4:40 pm

The handyman, because there is nothing like the right tool in the right place...
The lawyer because they do it in their briefs...

rm_mainevern 51M
10197 posts
7/5/2006 5:55 pm

Cool, among my other duties, I'm a telephone man .

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
7/5/2006 7:23 pm

Love is the dance that fashions the mood and screws up the numbers. Inter Play, my liege?

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/5/2006 9:09 pm:
Hey! It is you again! Who needs a shrink, when u have all the answers and I read them loud and clear. Ha! First off, I love to dance and it does NOT require a man! But, when love is "called the dance" and the charade or abuse of the word "love" may or may not be used to increase the amount of dances by including others to dance along, one on one of course.....then why not just be honest from the get go and not tie one of the dancers into a "exclusive relationship" ( And I bet she is the best dancer) and be honest that there are other dancers on other dance floors. This is not love anymore and it is actually not always about sex. Some need the extra attention, some need the extra validation, some love to have the thrill of the secret private dance, and some love to have a special one that dances on strings. So if you want to ask me to dance, don't get near my heart. I have a thick wall around it now and the last dance got me out of breath. I am never the type to use a man for free drinks or to abuse the "love" word. But I know I am a damn good dancer and the best dance is when they crawl back later for more. HA!

howaboutahuck 66M
489 posts
7/6/2006 7:27 am

The Carpenter: Would you like it nailed or screwed?

GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
7/6/2006 12:26 pm

Seems your best option would be a "guy of all trades".

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/6/2006 1:04 pm:
Ha! Love it, ...did you mean Jack...Jack of all trades? Or John Doe? Have a good one! Warm Hugs!

GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
7/6/2006 2:24 pm


Yes, Jack would be the standard... but it was coupled with a lame attempt to insert myself into that place.

NickRules999 39M
9464 posts
7/6/2006 3:40 pm

How about this?

The landscaper, coz he can work on your bush.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
7/6/2006 4:31 pm

Surely you don’t expect an honest answer, when your question exposes the weakness of my entire position?

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/6/2006 9:04 pm

The advantage of having an "exclusive relationship" in dancing is that you come to know (and anticipate) each other's moves and can respond more quickly and appropriately.

Dropping the analogy for a moment (i.e. really talking about dancing, now), have you not ever noticed that you can tell when two dance partners really know each other? The beauty of watching how coordinated they have become together always appeals to me, whether they are waltzing or swinging, or doing the "no contact" dances currently in vogue. I can always tell when they know each other well and always find it a thing of beauty to watch....

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
7/7/2006 12:31 pm

Who said I was a shrink? I’m merely an unlicensed and untrained shaman. How about a little ole slightly medicated dance? I love for all of those reasons plus some that you forgot or left out. I wouldn’t think of getting near your heart unless there was nothing else on my mind at the time or when I crawl back later for more. Sex has a way of getting one’s attention even when it’s underrated or inadvertent.

Most any dance is better learned without a partner, but with a partner it’s a whole new experience. That one exceptional and most desirable full-time partner has somehow always eluded me or exceeded my grasp, although some indeed are oozing with talent and drop dead gorgeous.

ahughjardon 61
56 posts
7/8/2006 3:46 am

Sexy Sam, nice to see a dentist like myself in the #2 spot! Will I move to #1 if I say "You have a cavity that needs fillin'?"
Nice to see you again!

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