The Perfect Woman with the Perfect Attitude  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
8/31/2006 4:22 pm

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The Perfect Woman with the Perfect Attitude

The Perfect Woman with the Perfect attitude

1. I'll swallow it all....I love the taste

2. Are you sure you had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. That was a great fart! Do another one!

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7. You're so sexy when you are hungover.

8. I would rather watch football and drink beer with you then go shopping.

9, Let's subscribe to hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out woman's asses.

12. I'll start painting the house when I am done cutting the grass.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish that you had time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey, our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing again....come see!

15. I know it is a lot tighter back there, but will your please try again.

16. No No. I'll take the car to have the oil changed again.

17. Your mother is way better then mine.

18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy new clubs.

19. I understand fully, our anniverary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Oh come on, what do you say we rent a good porno film, buy a six pack of beers and have my friend Tammy come over for a threesome.

21. Oh come on, not the damn mall again, let's go to the new strip club.

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get the nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust.

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you. And I can too!

In many ways, I have been the generous, flexible woman that you could get away with all of these.........but at 43......I finally learned that "MEN" will just take advantage of a kind, giving heart! So now when I run out naked in the snow for the Sunday morning newspaper, I am gonna cut the fucking coupons first before I bring you the newspaper carried in my mouth and your morning glass of pulp fiction! Damn I am funny!


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/31/2006 4:27 pm

Could it be that I have the kind of charm best enjoyed in intercourse?


rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 8/31/2006 5:49 pm:
Charm? Did you say Sociopath? I would have to analyze the discourse not the intercourse. But they do say, the best ones in bed are the crazy somethings!!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/31/2006 4:46 pm

Would you think better of me if I could cut that list in half? (Delete all mentions of alcohol, golf, hunting, shaving, third parties, or places that are tighter....)


rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 8/31/2006 5:47 pm:
Sorry, Tequila has been bringing down my standards for years and I do not plan on changing that; I now hunt for men in nursing homes with blue faces that still retain membership to country clubs; And I personally love anal , so if you wanna ride my ass you had better pull my hair....then you can shave me!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/31/2006 7:47 pm

Simplysexy65 replies on 8/31/2006 5:47 pm:
Sorry, Tequila has been bringing down my standards for years and I do not plan on changing that; I now hunt for men in nursing homes with blue faces that still retain membership to country clubs; And I personally love anal , so if you wanna ride my ass you had better pull my hair....then you can shave me!

I see.. you wanted to make them requirements?


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/31/2006 8:03 pm

plus it's always been my observation that one drunk in the household was plenty....


Kristofer32 46M

9/1/2006 3:31 am

I see you still like to push your own limits...The list doesn't do much for me, but I would like to see you run out, naked, in the snow to "fetch" a paper...THAT would be a sight!

Kris...


snakee2 52M

9/1/2006 6:14 am

Were you truly this way I would not find myself in the hunt. Certainly this must be a play on those that are 40 something or something else like that.


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