Reasons To Be Single  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
7/5/2006 3:49 pm

Last Read:
7/6/2006 11:40 am

Reasons To Be Single

Reasons To Be Single

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".


howaboutahuck 65M
489 posts
7/5/2006 4:17 pm

"A hand to scrub my back is all I haven't got"
Barbra Strisand


druidrocker 62F

7/5/2006 4:25 pm

Some of the verbiage would have to be changed but I feel your pain and that is exactly why I am single. But - I am all better now and I hope by getting that all out - you are too.


rm_mainevern 51M
10197 posts
7/5/2006 5:58 pm

"I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan."

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah baby! Hehehehe

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!


rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/6/2006 11:41 am:
Honey, does this micro-mini skirt make my ass look big?

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/5/2006 7:19 pm

The best reason for being single is that in being single no reasons are necessary.


rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/5/2006 9:34 pm:
And when one is not "single" (relationship wise or married) ...the logic is all of a sudden distorted...the consistencies not consistent.. and the reasoning becomes blurry .....kind of like Puddle of Mudds song "Blurry".......They have another song called "She hates me." Daddy taught me never to hate. I do forgive. A sign of true character! Catch me if you can! Ha!

Blurry"

Everything's so blurry
and everyone's so fake
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up
pre-occupied without you
I cannot live at all
My whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl

You could be my someone
you could be my scene
you know that i'll protect you
from all of the obscene
I wonder what you're doing
imagine where you are
there's oceans in between us
but that's not very far

Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
well ya shoved it my face

Everyone is changing
there's noone left that's real
to make up your own ending
and let me know just how you feel
cause I am lost without you
I cannot live at all
my whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl

You could be my someone
you could be my scene
you know that i will save you
from all of the unclean
I wonder what you're doing
I wonder where you are
There's oceans in between us
but that's not very far

[Chorus]

Nobody told me what you thought
nobody told me what to say
everyone showed you where to turn
told you when to runaway
nobody told you where to hide
nobody told you what to say
everyone showed you where to turn
showed you when to runaway

[Chorus]

This pain you gave to me

You take it all
You take it all away...
This pain you gave to me
You take it all away
This pain you gave to me
Take it all away
This pain you gave to me

rm_mainevern 51M
10197 posts
7/6/2006 2:21 pm

"simplysexy65 replies on 7/6/2006 2:41 pm:
Honey, does this micro-mini skirt make my ass look big?"

Sure does!

And I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike it! )

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/6/2006 8:53 pm

Works better in theory than in practice....


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/7/2006 12:06 pm

I finally got around to reading the “Blurry" words, but “Everything's so blurry…”

Thanks for the gift: “This pain you gave to me” holds a special place in my blurriness.

For God’s sake tell me what to say.

My whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl.


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