rm_Simplysexy65 50F
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5/18/2006 4:11 pm

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5/18/2006 9:42 pm


Well, I am a girl with no horseback riding experience (failed out of girl scouts), yet the other night I decided to take my chances. As I climbed on the big Palomino, it took off at a gallop. I was was.... sliding off. I tried to grab the mane but I couldn't seem to get a grip. So in a great rush I threw myself from the thundering horse, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. I was at the mercy of the pounding hooves, near unconsciousness, when...

The Wall-Mart manager came out to turn the ride off.

I met this dude on AdultFriendFinder, and we needed the 36 count weekender pack of condoms... so where else do you go at 3:00 am for the big box? Used my last box Monday night. WALMART! GOd! I hate Walmart! It is like taking a bus in Alaska....you are the only one with a full set of teeth. Told my new lover this and he smiles and of course blow job comes to mind. He went inside and I decided to ride the pony. About fell off but still have a full set of teeth!


sfvppl818 50M/50F

5/18/2006 9:26 pm

Thank God the newer Pentagon-sized Walmarts carry 36.
Tampons you get 12 - max.

Don't get into pads ... sheeeeesh! How is it that the dudes get 36 and we get 8, 10, 12? Tiny fucking numbers!

Tin-foil hat moonbats and conspiracy theorists unite!

Sound the horns! When Sir Lawrence Olivier yells in 1981's Clash of the Titans* movie: "Release the Kracken!" You get my idea, I hope.

* The film is not a total lost. It is watchable (I've seen it countless of times) and some scenes are excellent here and there. The cast IS excellent (even if it's wasted) on a huge, Ishtar-like level.

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