Purina Diet  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
8/12/2006 10:50 pm

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9/2/2006 9:32 am

Purina Diet

I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog? (Please visualize blonde woman)

On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting ThePurina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a big guy behind me. Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind us was going to have to have help as he staggered to the door......

Assoholic2 57M  
5 posts
8/13/2006 1:14 pm

That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time.

ahughjardon 61
56 posts
8/13/2006 1:30 pm

Hey Sexy Sam!
That was absolutely hysterical! If I had been the guy behind you, you would have had to help me up off the floor! (And I would have milked that for all it was worth!)
BTW, my family had a Golden when I was younger and they are GREAT dogs! (Even though they ARE blonde!)
I miss seeing you on cam.
Take care,

passion7523 51M
2931 posts
8/13/2006 4:18 pm

so nice to have you back my eyes are watering from my laughter,, thanks peace and harmnoy passion

SexxxyLicious28 32F

8/14/2006 9:28 am

LOL! That is hilarious!

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/14/2006 8:34 pm

Bad cooking can at least be thrown away, but bad taste is much harder to dispose of.

rm_tigerstail05 39M
19 posts
8/15/2006 11:12 am


howaboutahuck 66M
489 posts
8/16/2006 11:41 am

Thanks for the laugh. I'm going to send it to my family

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