Pervert in the Woman's Locker Room  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
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5/30/2006 4:50 pm

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6/3/2006 10:49 am

Pervert in the Woman's Locker Room

Ok..I am off the the gym now, it is a requirement when you live in Southern California! What? Am I riding the blue bike left at my door? Fuck no, that is too much exercise! I would be too sweaty and look like hell by the time I got to the meat market...I mean Jim, I meant Gym! You have me all nervous now!! Speaking of nervous! There is something spooky in the woman's locker room at my gym that bothers me and it is not the smell you find in the dressing room's at Ross's Dress For Less!

The woman's locker room at my gym has an invisible man....and I know because I have heard his "echo" where he says.... it is the place he most liked to visit. Anyways....problem solved crime troopers.....If you are worried about invisible men in your locker room, just throw paint around, eventually you will catch that transparent pervert.

Where the hell is my bike helmet with the built in flashlight that doubles as my ghostbuster crime stopper ensemble! Yes! I am taking the bike!

Novemberain62 54M

6/3/2006 6:37 am

The towel lady was probably making sure you weren't gonna
steal any of her carmel corn scented towels.
So where were you, girl of my dreams with the shaved pussy
back in the late 70's? Those were rough times back then...
eating Mongolian hair pie. Couldn't even talk them into
doing a little trimming. Sure, y'all would shave during
bikini season, but there was still that hair bulge down
there. If I was in a restaurant, and my prime rib arrived
with hair on it, I'd send it back. OK, maybe a couple of
hairs would be alright.

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