Lights, Camera, Action!!  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
6/2/2006 3:26 pm

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Lights, Camera, Action!!

Lights, Camera, Action!! Ok...So I am writing a movie script...True story......Erotic Thriller! And I am desperate! I need connections! I lied! I am a nobody in California and it is time to get the casting couch strategy in place. Futons doable as well, but I never know how to unfold them or put them back together. Anywho....I am looking for a REAL Director, Producer, Movie Mogal, Agent, or anyone with money or no clue! Nursing home residents welcome as well. Bluer the face, the better! I have the story, the mind, the words, the lips, the sell you my story and I will even bring popcorn! Please be real and not some Porno chump telling me I can make $5000 a week. Been there done that! There is a 3 step interview process if you are lucky enough to ride on my coat tails to freedom! Be real, and watch what unfolds!

This is where you ONLY comment if you are REAL. I bet this one gets the most comments I have ever had... MORE SO THEN my dissertation on how to give a blow job!!!

snakee2 52M

6/2/2006 5:10 pm

Well I am REAL, so that must allow me the pleasure to comment. Although not a real Director, Producer, Movie Mogal, Agent, or anyone with money or no clue. Now then on to the comment. Where might one apply? (crossing fingers that I may make it to the 3 stage interview process)

sfvppl818 50M/50F

6/2/2006 6:32 pm

You bringing the cams and the internet connection? I see you have others ready and able!

GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
6/6/2006 12:37 pm


You might check some of the film schools out there. Entering the contests they hold might be a good way to get your foot in the door.

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