I made it! And we are not talking Martha Stewart here!  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
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5/26/2006 5:46 pm

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5/26/2006 5:51 pm

I made it! And we are not talking Martha Stewart here!

OKK .okk .okk .you know you have "made it" in AdultFriendFinder blog land....blog blog blog....and I do NOT mean sex....when your number of comments exceed your blog posts! I think I can, I think I can , I think I can!!!! I am so fucking excited I am going to blow off Mr. Bow Tie, Johhny "Krill" Depp wannabee (yes krill denotes cock size as far as I am concerned)and stay in all night and post my research papers, movie scripts, psychiatrist notes, police records, and adoption papers. (Mom say it ain't so)I was the middle child and never had a baby book. I am left handed and I was born on April Fools Day...a fool by default...I used to get cavitities as a kid and now I fake em just to get Nitrous Oxide... at the dentist. Not whip cream on aisle 5 at Vons...the cans that do not work are not my fault...Did someone mention a cavity? I have five personalities and only 3 misbehave now....My mom always said I was born with Glitter in my Veins and she never was able to figure me out. I pulled a fire alarm once at an indoor swimming pool meet....I love gummy bears and I can blow huge bubble gum bubbles. Did someone say blow? And I do not act my age except when I meet you Mother. I already met your dad...on the Net of course!


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