How Far Is Heaven?  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
7/2/2006 3:26 pm

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7/3/2006 6:24 pm

How Far Is Heaven?

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.

St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!"

St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?"

The guy replied, "Twenty-four years."

St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive."

The second guy got the same questions from Peter, to whom he replied, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to drive."

The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear! Here's a Jaguar for you to drive."

A little while later, the two guys with the Mercedes SUV and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was wrong.

When they asked him he replied, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

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passion7523 51M
2931 posts
7/2/2006 6:01 pm

lol thats a bloody bottler, even better where do you get them, laughter, thank you for my daily dose already and its only 11 am here in australia


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