Can't We All Get Along!  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
8/26/2006 1:52 pm
Can't We All Get Along!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us That "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays > up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.

Tray-up, Bitch."


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
8/26/2006 2:43 pm





TonyPlays 64M

8/26/2006 3:42 pm

Here's another airline joke.

A jet has just taken off. The pilot says over the intercom to the passengers, "We will be cruising at 30,000 feet. Enjoy your flight and thank you choosing American Airlines".

He forgets to shut off the intercom and says to himself, "Now all I need is a cup of coffee and a blowjob."

The stewardess hearing this starts running to the cockpit to tell the pilot the intercom is still on. As she's running to the cockpit one of the passengers yells out to her, "Hey don't forget the cup of coffee!"


SexxxyLicious28 32F

8/26/2006 5:47 pm

LMAO!


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