Being This Cool Might Be hazardess To Your Health  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
5/12/2006 10:40 am

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5/13/2006 5:01 pm

Being This Cool Might Be hazardess To Your Health

MAFIA GUY

Vehicle: IROC
Dress: Fubu Tear-Away Pantz
Housing: With Ma'
Friends: Vinny, Johnny, Louie, Little Louie
Nicknames: Psycho, Bones, Donny, Shortcake

You can tell you are around Mafia Guy when there are a lot of chicks around that are named Marie and Mary Therese. There are also a bunch of guys named Rocko and da Little Guy. If you find yourself in this kind of situation, just try to copy whoever is around, and say "Get da Fuck Outta Here" a lot.

Mafia gets his coolness from his Fubu sweat suit and his IROC. You will never see Mafia guy alone, he always has his boys around go give him a Newport Lite or to laugh at his jokes. Mafia Guy is not easy to become, but once you are him, you will never have troubles getting chicks or Spaghetti for free.

Try hanging around pizza parlors and beating people up at the opening nights of clubs in New York or New Jersey. And always call it ‘Jersey.’ And never wear socks.

When in California ladies.....you won't find out he is Mafia Guy till he has you in bed..(500 thred count Pima Cotton Sheet or higher only)..but Damn!!! what a ride it isAnd never,and I mean never fall for the one's that wear Gold Chains....they are not "MADE" and you had better hope the bed stays "MADE".


rm_sandan1111 60M

5/12/2006 3:37 pm

Vehicle : BMW M5
Dress: Any Italian Designer
Housing: Condo (alone)
Friends: Too many to list
Nicknames: Sensei

Maybe I don't fit your profile of an Italian American, but I do like pasta, I love my mother and I only beat up people (not in Jersey or NY) that are unkind to woman. I've trained for 25 years to defend the virtues of special girls! So look out my goombah bretheren.


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