Aloha California!  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
8/12/2006 10:24 pm

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9/2/2006 9:47 am

Aloha California!

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. They were all obviously from California as they all seemed to scream something about a sunny beach, and then started waving in a funny way with only their middle fingers stuck up in the air. I asked my two friends what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave them the good luck sign back.

Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Hmmmm, maybe he was from Iowa. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and I stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

passion7523 51M
2931 posts
8/13/2006 4:15 pm

i love you, you simlly crack me up lmao peace and harmnony passion

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/14/2006 8:43 pm

Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction? I miss your thoughtful reflections on my undeletable potions. Would you also care to view the ruins of my good intentions?

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/14/2006 8:50 pm

People in small towns, rural areas, and republican districts in general hardly know what a horn is. A New York minute is the time in split seconds it takes the driver behind you to honk his horn after the red light in front of you turns yellow.

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