A woman's favorite position is CEO  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
870 posts
8/30/2006 5:55 pm

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8/31/2006 11:38 pm

A woman's favorite position is CEO

I plead contemporary insanity.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.

Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

Not all men are annoying, some are dead.

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

imsohorny19822 34F
1728 posts
8/30/2006 6:36 pm

hehe i like that

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/31/2006 4:13 pm

I'm only behaving well at present because I have so few opportunities to behave badly.

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