A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:  

rm_Simplysexy65 50F
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6/2/2006 9:33 am

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6/2/2006 10:12 am

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Chicago is home for United Airlines. I fly them often and as we all know, they have been in major financial problems....DO NOT EVEN ASK FOR FAT FREE DRESSING! Speaking of which...being the ex-flight attendant...I have an idea to save bankrupt airlines: lose the dress code and fuck the dressings!!

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? We need a woman President! Where is Hillary?? Wait this seems more like a Mr. Bill Idea!

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