VOTED BEST JOKE 2003  

rm_Shyness61 54F
434 posts
2/5/2006 12:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

VOTED BEST JOKE 2003


For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an
$80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

Don't you know who he thinks he is?


scottdammit11 53M

2/6/2006 12:01 pm

What about 2004 & 2005? More!


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