Two sisters, one a blonde the other a brunette  

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2/15/2006 12:27 pm

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Two sisters, one a blonde the other a brunette


Two sisters, one a blonde the other a brunette, inherit the family cattle station. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in deep financial trouble and decide to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette takes their last $600 dollars to another cattle station where a prize bull is for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the station, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The agreed price was $599 and, after paying, she
drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our farm. I need her to hitch the trailer to our Ute and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her and then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, “comfortable.”

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your Ute and drive out
here to haul that bull back to your property if you send her the word, “comfortable”?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it very, very slowly."

Don't you know who he thinks he is?


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