TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  

rm_Shyness61 54F
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1/14/2006 10:21 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD


1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Don't you know who he thinks he is?


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