Reindeer Jokes  

rm_Shyness61 55F
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1/8/2006 2:21 pm

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Reindeer Jokes


okay okay I know Christmas is over, but I just saw these...I dare you not to laugh

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tail shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

Don't you know who he thinks he is?


ScorpioStevenLV 47M
2 posts
1/9/2006 6:03 am

Excellent. These are going around the office.

steven


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